Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Lucia (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
Lucia, indeed, seemed in no need whatever of complete rest the next day.
She popped into Daisy’s very soon after breakfast, and asked to be
taught how to put. Daisy gave her a demonstration, and told her how to
hold the putter and where to place her feet, and said it was absolutely
essential to stand like a rock and to concentrate. Nobody could put if
anyone spoke. Eventually Lucia was allowed to try, and she stood all
wrong and grasped her putter like an umbrella, and holed out of the
longest of puts in the middle of an uninterrupted sentence. Then they
had a match, Daisy proposing to give her four strokes in the round,
which Lucia refused, and Daisy, dithering with excitement and
superiority, couldn’t put at all. Lucia won easily, with Robert looking
on, and she praised Daisy’s putter, and said it was beautifully
balanced, though where she picked that up Daisy couldn’t imagine.
“And now I must fly,” said Lucia, “and we must have a return match
sometime. So amusing! I have sent for a set, and you will have to give
me lessons. Good-bye, dear Daisy. I’m away for the Sunday at dear Adele
Brixton’s, but after that how lovely to settle down at Riseholme again!
You must show me your ouija-board too. I feel quite rested this morning.
Shall I help you with the walking-sticks later on?”
Daisy went uneasily back to her putting: it was too awful that Lucia in
that amateurish manner should have beaten a serious exponent of the art,
and already, in dark anticipation, she saw Lucia as the impresario of
clock-golf, popularizing it in Riseholme. She herself would have to
learn to drive and approach without delay, and make Riseholme take up
real golf, instead of merely putting.
Lucia visited the Museum next, and arranged the spit in an empty and
prominent place between Daisy’s fossils and Colonel Boucher’s fragments
of Samian ware. She attended the morning parliament on the Green, and
walked beside Mrs. Boucher’s bath-chair. She shouted into Mrs.
Antrobus’s ear-trumpet, she dallied with Piggy and Goosie, and never so
much as mentioned a duchess. All her thoughts seemed wrapped up in
Riseholme; just one tiresome visit lay in front of her, and then, oh,
the joy of settling down here again! Even Mrs. Boucher felt disarmed;
little as she would have thought it, there was something in Lucia beyond
mere snobbery.
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