Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Lucia (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
Lucia was far more thorough: she never shelved difficulties, but faced
them. She still sat on the edge of her bed, long after Stephen’s nerves
were quieted, and as she herself calmed down, thought it all out. For
the present, loverlike relations in public were impossible, and it was
lucky that in a couple of days more she would be interned at Riseholme.
Then with a flash of genius there occurred to her the interesting
attitude to adopt in the interval. She would give the impression that
there had been a lovers’ quarrel. The more she thought of that, the more
it commended itself to her. People would notice it, and wonder what it
was all about, and their curiosity would never be gratified, for Lucia
felt sure, from the horror depicted on Stephen’s face, that he as well
as she would be for ever dumb on the subject of that midnight encounter.
She must not look unhappy: she must on the other hand be more vivid and
eager than ever, and just completely ignore Stephen. But there would be
no lift for him in her car back to London: he would have to go by train.
* * * * *
The ex-lovers both came down very late next day, for fear of meeting
each other alone, and thus they sat in adjoining rooms half the morning.
Stephen had some Hermione-work on hand, for this party would run to
several paragraphs, but, however many it ran to, Hermione was utterly
determined not to mention Lucia in any of them. Hermione knew, however,
that Mr. Stephen Merriall was there, and said so.... By one of those
malignant strokes which are rained on those whom Nemesis desires to
chastise, they came out of their rooms at precisely the same moment, and
had to walk downstairs together, coldly congratulating each other on the
beauty of the morning. Luckily there were people on the terrace, among
whom was Marcia. She thought this was an excellent opportunity for
beginning her flirtation with Stephen, and instantly carried him off to
the kitchen garden, for unless she ate gooseberries on Sunday morning
she died. Lucia seemed sublimely unaware of their departure, and joined
a select little group round the Prime Minister. Between a discussion of
the housing problem with him, a stroll with Lord Tony, who begged her to
drop the “lord,” and a little more Stravinski alone with Greatorex, the
short morning passed very agreeably. But she saw when she went into
lunch rather late that Marcia and Stephen had not returned from their
gooseberrying. There was a gap of just three places at the table, and it
thus became a certainty that Stephen would sit next her.
Lunch was fully half over before they appeared, Marcia profusely
apologetic.
“Wretchedly rude of me, dear Adele,” she said, “but we had no idea it
was so late, did we, Mr. Merriall? We went to the gooseberries, and--and
I suppose we must have stopped there. Your fault, Mr. Merriall; you men
have no idea of time.”
“Who could, Duchess, when he was with you?” said Stephen most adroitly.
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