Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Lucia (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
Georgie was nowhere in the good little putting-match, and he was even
less anywhere when it came to their game in the afternoon. Lucia made
magnificent swipes from the tee, the least of which, if she happened to
hit it, must have gone well over a hundred yards, whereas Daisy
considered eighty yards from the tee a most respectable shot, and was
positively pleased if she went into a bunker at a greater distance than
that, and said the bunker ought to be put further off for the sake of
the longer hitters. And when Lucia came near the green, she gave a smart
little dig with her mashie, and, when this remarkable stroke came off,
though she certainly hit the ground, the ball went beautifully, whereas
when Daisy hit the ground the ball didn’t go at all. All the time she
was light-hearted and talkative, and even up to the moment of striking,
would be saying “Now oo naughty ickle ball: Lucia’s going to give you
such a spank!” whereas when Daisy was playing, her opponent and the
caddies had all to be dumb and turned to stone, while she drew a long
breath and waved her club with a pendulum-like movement over the ball.
“But you’re marvellous,” said Georgie as, three down, he stood on the
fourth tee, and watched Lucia’s ball sail away over a sheep that looked
quite small in the distance. “It’s only three weeks or so since you
began to play at all. You are clever! I believe you’d nearly beat
Daisy.”
“Georgie, I’m afraid you’re a flatterer,” said Lucia. “Now give your
ball a good bang, and then there’s something I want to talk to you
about.”
“Let’s see; it’s slow back, isn’t it?” said Georgie. “Or is it quick
back? I believe Daisy says sometimes one and sometimes the other.”
Daisy and Piggy, starting before them, were playing in a parallel and
opposite direction. Daisy had no luck with her first shot, and very
little with her second. Lucia just got out of the way of her third and
Daisy hurried by them.
“Such a slice!” she said. “How are you getting on, Lucia? How many have
you played to get there?”
“One at present, dear,” said Lucia. “But isn’t it difficult?”
Daisy’s face fell.
“One?” she said.
Lucia kissed her hand.
“That’s all,” she said. “And has Georgie told you that I’ll manage about
Pug for you?”
Daisy looked round severely. She had begun to address her ball and
nobody must talk.
Lucia watched Daisy do it again, and rejoined Georgie who was in a
“tarsome” place, and tufts of grass flew in the air.
“Georgie, I had a little talk with Mr. Stratton the other day,” she
said. “There’s a new golf-committee being elected in October, and they
would so like to have you on it. Now be good-natured and say you will.”
Georgie had no intention of saying anything else.
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