Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Lucia (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
“Well, I think we ought all to be much obliged to you, Mrs. Lucas,” said
Mrs. Boucher. “And I’m sure we are. I should never have stood up to her
like that! And if she takes the mittens away, I should be much inclined
to put another pair in the case, for the case belongs to us and not to
her, with just the label ‘These Mittens did not belong to Queen
Charlotte, and were not presented by Lady Ambermere.’ That would serve
her out.”
Lucia laughed gaily again.
“So glad to have been of use,” she said. “And now, dear Daisy, will you
be as kind to me as Georgie was yesterday and give me a little game of
golf this afternoon? Not much fun for you, but so good for me.”
Daisy had observed some of Lucia’s powerful strokes yesterday, and she
was rather dreading this invitation for fear it should not be, as Lucia
said, much fun for her. Luckily, she and Georgie had already arranged to
play to-day, and she had, in anticipation of the dread event, engaged
Piggy, Goosie, Mrs. Antrobus, and Colonel Boucher to play with her on
all the remaining days of that week. She meant to practise like anything
in the interval. And then, like a raven croaking disaster, the infamous
Georgie let her down.
“I’d sooner not play this afternoon,” he said. “I’d sooner just stroll
out with you.”
“Sure, Georgie?” said Lucia. “That will be nice then. Oh, how nervous I
shall be.”
Daisy made one final effort to avert her downfall, by offering, as they
went out that afternoon, to give Lucia a stroke a hole. Lucia said she
knew she could do it, but might they, just for fun, play level? And as
the round proceeded, Lucia’s kindness was almost intolerable. She could
see, she said, that Daisy was completely off her game, when Daisy wasn’t
in the least off her game: she said, “Oh, that was bad luck!” when Daisy
missed short putts: she begged her to pick her ball out of bushes and
not count it.... At half past four Riseholme knew that Daisy had halved
four holes and lost the other five. Her short reign as Queen of Golf had
come to an end.
* * * * *
The Museum Committee met after tea at Mrs. Boucher’s (Daisy did not hold
her golfing-class in the garden that day) and tact, Georgie felt, seemed
to indicate that Lucia’s name should not be suggested as a new member of
the Committee so swiftly on the heels of Daisy’s disaster. Mrs. Boucher,
privately consulted, concurred, though with some rather stinging remarks
as to Daisy’s having deceived them all about her golf, and the business
of the meeting was chiefly concerned with the proposed closing down of
the Museum for the winter. The tourist season was over, no char-a-bancs
came any more with visitors, and for three days not a soul had passed
the turnstile.
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