Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Lucia (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
Daisy tossed and turned as she revolved these knotty points. She was
sure Lucia would punish them all for making a museum while she was away,
and not asking her advice and begging her to be president, and she would
be ill with chagrin when she learned how successful it was proving. The
tourist season, when char-a-bancs passed through Riseholme in endless
procession, had begun, and whole parties after lunching at the Ambermere
Arms went to see it. In the first week alone there had been a hundred
and twenty-six visitors, and that meant a corresponding tale of
shillings without reckoning sixpenny catalogues. Even the committee paid
their shillings when they went in to look at their own exhibits, and
there had been quite a scene when Lady Ambermere with a party from the
Hall tried to get in without paying for any of them on the ground that
she had lent the Museum Queen Charlotte’s mittens. Georgie, who was
hanging up another picture of his, had heard it all and hidden behind a
curtain. The small boy in charge of the turnstile (bought from a
bankrupt circus for a mere song) had, though trembling with fright,
absolutely refused to let the turnstile turn until the requisite number
of shillings had been paid, and didn’t care whose mittens they were
which Lady Ambermere had lent, and when, snatching up a catalogue
without paying for it, she had threatened to report him to the
committee, this intrepid lad had followed her, continuing to say
“Sixpence, please, my lady,” till one of the party, in order to save
brawling in a public place, had produced the insignificant sum. And if
Lucia tried to get in without paying, on the ground that she and Pepino
had given the stocks to the Parish Council, which had lent them to the
Museum, she would find her mistake. At length, in the effort to
calculate what would be the total receipts of the year if a hundred and
twenty-six people per week paid their shillings, Daisy lapsed into an
uneasy arithmetical slumber.
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