Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Lucia (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
Now in the ordinary way this would have been a most honourable event,
but to-day, though Lady Ambermere had not changed, her value had. If
only Olga had not come down bringing her whom Lucia could almost refer
to as that infernal Princess, it would have been rich, it would have
been glorious, to have Lady Ambermere dropping in to tea. Even now she
would be better than nothing, thought Lucia, and after inspecting the
visitors’ book of the Museum, where Olga and the Princess had inscribed
their names, and where now Lady Ambermere wrote hers, very close to the
last one, so as to convey the impression that they were one party, they
left the place.
Outside was drawn up Lady Ambermere’s car, with her companion, the meek
Miss Lyall, sitting on the front seat nursing Lady Ambermere’s
stertorous pug.
“Let me see,” said she. “How had we best arrange? A walk would be good
for Pug before he has his tea. Pug takes lukewarm milk with a biscuit
broken up into it. Please put Pug on his leash, Miss Lyall, and we will
all walk across the Green to Mrs. Lucas’s little house. The motor shall
go round by the road and wait for us there. That is Mrs. Shuttleworth’s
little house, is it not? So you might kindly step in there, Mrs. Lucas,
and leave a message for them about tea, stating that I shall be there.
We will walk slowly and you will soon catch us up.”
The speech was thoroughly Ambermerian: everybody in Riseholme had a
“little house” compared with the Hall: everybody had a “little garden.”
Equally Ambermerian was her complete confidence that her wish was
everybody else’s pleasure, and Lucia dismally reflected that she, for
her part, had never failed to indicate that it was. But just now, though
Lady Ambermere was so conspicuously second-best, and though she was like
a small luggage-engine with a Roman nose and a fat dog, the wretched
Lucia badly wanted somebody to “drop in,” and by so doing give her some
sort of status--alas, that one so lately the Queen of Riseholme should
desire it--in the sight of her guests. She could say what a bore Lady
Ambermere was the moment she had gone.
Wretched also was her errand: she knew that Olga and the infernal
Princess were to have a ouija with Daisy and Georgie, and that her
invitation would be futile, and as for that foolish old woman’s
suggestion that her presence at The Hurst would prove an attraction to
Olga, she was aware that if anything was needful to make Olga refuse to
come, it would be that Lady Ambermere was there. Olga had dined at The
Hall once, and had been induced to sing, while her hostess played
Patience and talked to Pug.
Lucia had a thought: not a very bright one, but comparatively so. She
might write her name in the Princess’s book: that would be something.
So, when her ring was answered, and she ascertained, as she already
knew, that Olga was out, and left the hopeless invitation that she and
her guest would come to tea, where they would meet Lady Ambermere, she
asked for the Princess’s book.
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