Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Lucia (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
“I do not see any resemblance,” she said. “It appears to me to resemble
nothing. Ah, here is tea. A little lukewarm milk for Pug, Miss Lyall.
Mix a little hot water with it, it does not suit him to have it quite
cold. And I should like to see Mr. Georgie Pillson. No doubt he could be
told that I am here.”
This was really rather desperate: Lucia could not produce Olga or the
Princess, or Lord Limpsfield or Mrs. Garroby-Ashton for Lady Ambermere,
and she knew she could not produce Georgie, for by that time he would be
at Olga’s. All that was left for her was to be able to tell Lord
Limpsfield and Mrs. Garroby-Ashton when they returned that they had
missed Lady Ambermere. As for Riseholme ... but it was better not to
think how she stood with regard to Riseholme, which, yesterday, she had
settled to be of no account at all. If only, before coming down, she had
asked them all to lunch and tea and dinner....
The message came back that Mr. Pillson had gone to tea with Mrs.
Shuttleworth. Five minutes later came regrets from Olga that she had
friends with her, and could not come to tea. Lady Ambermere ate seed
cake in silence. Mrs. Alingsby meantime had been spending the afternoon
in her bedroom, and she now appeared in a chintz wrapper and morocco
slippers. Her hair fell over her eyes like that of an Aberdeen terrier,
and she gave a shrill scream when she saw Pug.
“I can’t bear dogs,” she said. “Take that dog away, dear Lucia. Burn it,
drown it! You told me you hadn’t got any dogs.”
Lady Ambermere turned on her a face that should have instantly petrified
her, if she had had any proper feeling. Never had Pug been so
blasphemed. She rose as she swallowed the last mouthful of seed cake.
“We are inconveniencing your guests, Mrs. Lucas,” she said. “Pug and I
will be off. Miss Lyall, Pug’s leash. We must be getting back to the
Hall. I shall look in at Mrs. Shuttleworth’s, and sign my name in the
Princess’s book. Good-bye, Mrs. Lucas. Thank you for my tea.”
She pointedly ignored Mrs. Alingsby, and headed the gloomy frieze that
defiled through the door. The sole bright spot was that she would find
only a book of cross-word puzzles to write her name in.
CHAPTER VI
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