Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Lucia (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
“Oh quite,” said Georgie, who was determined not to let his ice melt.
“Yes: I had tea at Olga’s, and we had the most wonderful weedj. Just she
and the Princess and Daisy and I.”
Lucia gave her silvery peal of laughter. It sounded as if it had
“turned” a little in this hot weather, or got a little tarnished.
“Dear Daisy!” she said. “Is she not priceless? How she adores her
conjuring tricks and hocus-pocuses! Tell me all about it. An Egyptian
guide: Abfou, was it not?”
Georgie thought it might be wiser not to tell Lucia all that Abfou had
vouchsafed, unless she really insisted, for Abfou had written the most
sarcastic things about her in perfect English at top-speed. He had
called her a snob again, and said she was too grand now for her old
friends, and had been really rude about her shingled hair.
“Yes, Abfou,” he said. “Abfou was in great form, and Olga has
telegraphed for a planchette. Abfou said she was most psychical, and had
great mediumistic gifts. Well, that went on a long time.”
“What else did Abfou say?” asked Lucia, fixing Georgie with her
penetrating eye.
“Oh, he talked about Riseholme affairs,” said Georgie. “He knew the
Princess had been to the Museum, for he had seen her there. It was he,
you know, who suggested the Museum. He kept writing Museum, though we
thought it was ‘Mouse’ at first.”
Lucia felt perfectly certain in her own mind that Abfou had been saying
things about her. But perhaps, as it was Daisy who had been operating,
it was better not to ask what they were. Ignorance was not bliss, but
knowledge might be even less blissful. And Georgie was not thawing: he
was polite, he was reserved, but so far from chatting, he was talking
with great care. She must get him in a more confidential mood.
“That reminds me,” she said. “Pepino and I haven’t given you anything
for the Museum yet. I must send you the Elizabethan spit from my
music-room. They say it is the most perfect spit in existence. I don’t
know what Pepino didn’t pay for it.”
“How kind of you,” said Georgie. “I will tell the committee of your
offer. Olga gave us a most magnificent present yesterday: the manuscript
of ‘Lucrezia,’ which Cortese had given her. I took it to the Museum
directly after breakfast, and put it in the glass case opposite the
door.”
Again Lucia longed to be as sarcastic as Abfou, and asked whether a
committee meeting had been held to settle if this should be accepted.
Probably Georgie had some perception of that, for he went on in a great
hurry.
“Well, the weedj lasted so long that I had only just time to get home to
dress for dinner and go back to Olga’s,” he said.
“Who was there?” asked Lucia.
“Colonel and Mrs. Boucher, that’s all,” said Georgie. “And after dinner
Olga sang too divinely. I played her accompaniments. A lot of Schubert
songs.”
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