Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Lucia (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
Lucia, instead of proceeding to see lots of people, went back to her
house and saw Pepino. He was sitting in the garden in very old clothes,
smoking a pipe, and thoroughly enjoying the complete absence of anything
to do. He was aware that officially he loved the bustle of London, but
it was extremely pleasant to sit in his garden and smoke a pipe, and
above all to be rid of those rather hectic people who had talked quite
incessantly from morning till night all Sunday. He had given up the
cross-word, and was thinking over the material for a sonnet on
Tranquillity, when Lucia came out to him.
“I was wondering, Pepino,” she said, “if it would not be pleasanter to
go up to town this afternoon. We should get the cool of the evening for
our drive, and really, now all our guests have gone, and we are going
to-morrow, these hours will be rather tedious. We are spoilt, _caro_,
you and I, by our full life up there, where any moment the telephone
bell may ring with some delightful invitation. Of course in August we
will be here, and settle down to our quaint old life again, but these
little odds and ends of time, you know.”
Pepino was reasonably astonished. Half an hour ago Lucia had set out,
burning with enthusiasm to pick up the “old threads,” and now all she
seemed to want to do was to drop the old threads as quickly as possible.
Though he knew himself to be incapable of following the swift and antic
movements of Lucia’s mind, he was capable of putting two and two
together. He had been faintly conscious all yesterday that matters were
not going precisely as Lucia wished, and knew that her efforts to entice
Olga and her guest to the house had been as barren as a fig-tree, but
there must have been something more than that. Though not an imaginative
man (except in thinking that words rhymed when they did not), it
occurred to him that Riseholme was irritated with Lucia, and was
indicating it in some unusual manner.
“Why, my dear, I thought you were going to have people to lunch and
dinner,” he said, “and see about sending the spit to the Museum, and be
tremendously busy all day.”
Lucia pulled herself together. She had a momentary impulse to confide in
Pepino and tell him all the ominous happenings of the last hour, how
Daisy had said she was engaged for lunch and Mrs. Boucher had friends to
lunch, and Georgie had Olga to dinner and had not asked her, and how the
munificent gift of the spit was to be considered by the Museum committee
before they accepted it. But to have done that would be to acknowledge
not one snub but many snubs, which was contrary to the whole principle
of successful attainment. Never must she confess, even to Pepino, that
the wheels of her chariot seemed to drive heavily, or that Riseholme was
not at the moment agape to receive the signs of her favour. She must not
even confess it to herself, and she made a rapid and complete _volte
face_.
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