Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Lucia (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
Riseholme settled back into its strenuous life again when Lucia departed
next morning to resume her vapid existence in London. It was not annoyed
with her any more, because it had “larned” her, and was quite prepared
to welcome her back if (and when) she returned in a proper spirit and
behaved herself suitably. Moreover, even with its own perennial
interests to attend to, it privately missed the old Lucia, who gave them
a lead in everything, even though she domineered, and was absurd, and
pretended to know all about everything, and put her finger into every
pie within reach. But it did not miss the new shingled Lucia, the one
who had come down with a party of fresh friends, and had laughed at the
Museum, and had neglected her old friends altogether, till she found out
that Olga and a Princess were in the place: the less seen of her the
better. It was considered also that she had remained down here this
extra day in order to propitiate those whom she had treated as pariahs,
and condescend to take notice of them again, and if there was one thing
that Riseholme could not stand, and did not mean to stand from anybody,
it was condescension. It was therefore perfectly correct for Daisy and
Mrs. Boucher to say they were engaged for lunch, and for Georgie to
decline to ask her to dinner.... These three formed the committee of the
Museum, and they met that morning to audit the accounts for the week and
discuss any other business connected or unconnected with their office.
There was not, of course, with so small and intimate a body, any need to
have a chairman, and they all rapped the table when they wanted to be
listened to.
Mrs. Boucher was greedily counting the shillings which had been taken
from the till, while Georgie counted the counterfoils of the tickets.
“A hundred and twenty-three,” he said. “That’s nearly the best week
we’ve had yet.”
“And fifteen and four is nineteen,” said Mrs. Boucher, “and four is
twenty-three which makes exactly six pounds three shillings. Well, I do
call that good. And I hear we’ve had a wonderful bequest made. Most
generous of our dear Olga. I think she ought not only to be thanked, but
asked to join the committee. I always said----”
Daisy rapped the table.
“Abfou said just the same,” she interrupted. “I had a sitting this
morning, and he kept writing ‘committee.’ I brought the paper along with
me, because I was going to propose that myself. But there’s another
thing first, and that’s about Insurance. Robert told me he was insuring
the building and its contents separately for a thousand pounds each. We
shall have to pay a premium, of course. Oh, here’s Abfou’s message.
‘Committee,’ you see ‘committee’ written three times. I feel quite sure
he meant Olga.”
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