Fairies -- Fiction; Fantasy fiction; Imaginary places -- Fiction
"Well, Nat," said Master Ambrose, "though you talk more nonsense in
half an hour than most people do in a lifetime, I've been coming to the
conclusion that you're not such a fool as you look--and, after all,
in Hempie's old story it was the village idiot who put salt on the
dragon's tail."
Master Nathaniel laughed, quite pleased by this equivocal
compliment--it was so rarely that Ambrose paid one a compliment at all.
"Well," continued Master Ambrose, "and how are you going to set about
launching your legal fiction, eh?"
"Oh, I'll try and get in touch with some of the witnesses in the
trial--Diggory Carp himself may turn out to be still alive. At any
rate, it will give me something to do, and Lud's no place for me just
now."
Master Ambrose groaned: "Has it really come to this, Nat, that you have
to leave Lud, and that we can do nothing against this ... this ... this
cobweb of lies and buffoonery and ... well, delusion, if you like? I
can tell you, I haven't spared Polydore and the rest of them the rough
side of my tongue--but it's as if that fellow Leer had cast a spell on
them."
"But we'll break the spell, by the Golden Apples of the West, we'll
break it, Ambrose!" cried Master Nathaniel buoyantly; "we'll dredge the
shadows with the net of the Law, and Leer shall end on the gallows, or
my name's not Chanticleer!"
"Well," said Master Ambrose, "seeing you've got this bee in your
bonnet about Leer you might like a little souvenir of him; it's the
embroidered slipper I took from that gibbering criminal old woman's
parlour, and now that her affair is settled there's no more use for
it." (The variety of "silk" found in the Academy had finally been
decided to be part "barratine tuftaffity" and part "figured mohair,"
and Miss Primrose had been heavily fined and set at liberty.) "I told
you how the sight of it made him jump, and though the reason is obvious
enough--he thought it was fairy fruit--it seems to take so little to
set your brain romancing there's no telling what you mayn't discover
from it! I'll have it sent over to you tonight."
"You're very kind, Ambrose. I'm sure it will be most valuable," said
Master Nathaniel ironically.
During Miss Primrose's trial the slipper had from time to time been
handed round among the judges, without its helping them in the
slightest in the delicate distinctions they were drawing between
tuftaffity and mohair. In Master Nathaniel it had aroused a vague
sense of boredom and embarrassment, for it suggested a long series of
birthday presents from Prunella that had put him to the inconvenience
of pumping up adequate expressions of gratitude and admiration. He had
little hope of being able to extricate any useful information from that
slipper--still, Ambrose must have his joke.
They sat in silence for a few minutes, and then Master Nathaniel rose
to his feet and said, "This may be a long business, Ambrose, and we may
not have an opportunity for another talk. Shall we pledge each other in
wild thyme gin?"
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