“Your buoy; your son!”
“You want my son,” said Luttrell, drawing himself up, and looking with
an air of haughty insolence. “Have you forgotten, Sir, which side of the
Atlantic you are standing on, and that you are no longer in a land where
men deal in their fellow-men? Or is it that, presuming on what poverty
you have seen here, you dare to insult me with a proposal your own mean
whites would have resented with a bowie-knife?”
“You’d ha’ been a rare chap on a stump, Britisher, that’s a fact!” said
the Yankee, coolly. “Your words come rushin’ out like water out of a
pump; but they don’t squash me, for all that. Hairy Dodge--Dan Webster
always called me Hairy, the short for Herodotus--Hairy Dodge is a hard
grit, and it’s not every millstone can grind him.”
“Will you do me the favour, Sir, to accept the very humble hospitality
I can offer,” said Luttrell, proudly, “and let there be no more question
of any business between us? I think I heard mention of a sick friend who
accompanied you.”
“He ain’t a friend of mine. It was a critter I met at the inn, and who
wanted to come over here to see you, and so we agreed we’d take the
lugger between us.”
“He is ill, I am told.”
“Jist fright--nothing but fright! The first sea that took the boat on
the quarter, he cried out ‘Lord a mercy on us!’ ‘Oh, are ye there?’ says
I; ‘are ye a prayin’ for that sort o’ thing?’ and, surely, he did go
at it, till he grew too sick for anything but groans. There was no use
reasonin’ with him, for all he said was, ‘Put me ashore where you like,
and I’ll give you five hundred pounds.’ He got up to a thousand; and
once, when the peak halyards gave way, and the sail came clattering
down, he raised the bid to half his whole fortune.”
“So that there is no actual malady in the case?”
“Nothin’ o’ the kind. It’s jist fright--mere fright! How you’re ever to
get him off this to the mainland again, is clean beyond me. He’ll not
go, that’s certain, if he can help it.”
“I must look to him, and see that, so far as our very poor accommodation
serves, he wants nothing. You’ll excuse me, I trust, Sir.”
Luttrell spoke in a cold and formal tone, hoping, that his visitor,
seeing no prospect of any transaction between them, would now take his
leave. Mr. Dodge, however, either did not deem the battle lost, or he
saw no reason to retire from the field, for he disposed himself once
more in the old chair, and taking out a cigar about as long as a modern
parasol, prepared to smoke.
“You haven’t any objection to this sort o’ thing?” he asked, coolly, as
he lit it.
“None whatever. I’d say, Make yourself at home, Sir, if it were not that
this humble house of mine is so little like a home.”
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