To such as have not known, or met with the class Sir Within pertained
to, it will perhaps seem incredible that the old rake actually felt
flattered by this attack on his reputation. All that he had ever known
of life was passed amongst people of admirable manners and very lax
morals. They were the best bred, the best informed, the best dressed,
and the pleasantest in the universe. Nowhere was life so easy and
agreeable as in their company; every one was kind, considerate, and
obliging; not a hard word was ever dropped. Who could be uncharitable
where all was tolerated? Who could be severe where everything was
pardoned?
It was by a very easy induction that he was led to believe that a
certain laxity on the score of morals was an essential element of
good breeding, and that nothing was so low in tone as that “eternal
scrutiny,” as he called it, into one’s neighbours’ habits, which would
make of a gentleman very little other than a detective.
When he heard, therefore, that a certain Mademoiselle La Grange had
taken her departure on these exceptional grounds, he actually chuckled
with delighted vanity.
“So ‘Ma Mie’”--this was his pet name for Kate--“they tell me that
Mademoiselle has gone off this morning,” said he, “no longer able to
tolerate a house where there is no mistress.”
“The note she left behind her went fully into the matter,” said Kate.
“It was not alone that you were unmarried, but that you were a very
well-known monster of vice.”
“Vrai! vrai!” cried he, with ecstasy; “monstre épouvantable!”
“And, to confirm it, she added, that no one came here; that the
neighbours avoided the house, as the abode of a plague; and even
sight-seers would not gratify the craving of their curiosity at the cost
of their propriety.”
“Did she say all that?”
“Yes; she said it very neatly, too; as prettily and as tersely as such
impertinence can be put in nice French.”
“And this is the ninth departure, is it not, Ma Mie, on these high
grounds of morality?”
“No, Sir; only the fifth. Two alleged loneliness, one accused the damp,
and one protested against _my_ temper!”
“What had you done, then?”
“Everything that was cross and ill natured. It was the unlucky week that
Cid Hamet staked himself.”
“I remember; there were two days you would not come down to dinner on
pretence of headache, and you told me afterwards it was all ill humour.”
“Because I always tell you everything,” said she, with a smile so
captivatingly beautiful, that it lit up her fave as the sun lights up a
landscape.
“I am sorry, too,” said he, after a short silence, “that Mademoiselle
should have gone away at this moment, for I am expecting visitors.”
“Visitors, Sir?”
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