Authors, Swedish -- 19th century -- Biography; Lagerlöf, Selma, 1858-1940; Sweden -- Social life and customs -- 19th century
But to clean such a lot of small fish was no light task! The housemaids
had to leave off spinning and weaving to sit in the kitchen cleaning
slom. The three little girls were no longer to be seen in the
schoolroom. It was not for fun they cleaned slom now, but to help the
grown-ups. Fru Lagerlöf and Mamselle Lovisa put aside their other work
to give a hand. But it was a bit of a change for them all--a little
departure from the usual routine.
The housekeeper did not help clean fish, she stood at the stove the
whole day frying it. Before long she began to complain of the
quantities of butter the fish was taking. The butter-tub had been full
only a few days before, and she could already see the bottom. That was
the first break in the general satisfaction.
The family had slom for breakfast and slom for supper; but thus far
at dinner there was the usual Värmland midday fare--corned beef or
pork, or herring-balls, or fried ham, or sausage, or whatever else
there was on hand. But such fare was not to the taste of Lieutenant
Lagerlöf. One day when he was served meat that had lain in brine since
autumn, he lost all patience.
“I don’t see why we should sit here and eat salt food when the pantry
is full of nice fresh fish,” he flung out. “But that’s always the way
of these fine housekeepers; they feed the homefolk on salt stuff and
let the fresh things stand on the shelves and spoil--waiting for
company.”
That was a sharp rap at his sister. But Mamselle Lovisa took it calmly;
she was too fond of her brother to be offended by anything he might
say. She meekly answered that she had never heard of any one’s setting
slom before guests.
“I know, Lovisa, that you are too refined to eat slom. You have been
out in the great world, and know how things ought to be. But I don’t
see why we back here at Mårbacka need bother ourselves about what they
do in Karlstad or Åmål.”
A light broke in on Mamselle Lovisa. “But surely you don’t want slom
for dinner, too!” she exclaimed, as if such a thing were unprecedented.
“Certainly I’ll eat slom whenever I can get it. Why do you suppose I
buy it every day, if I’m not to have any myself?”
After that, they had slom morning, noon, and night; which was not a
happy thought on the part of the Lieutenant. There is no denying that
slom is a nice-tasting fish, but it has an unpleasant odour. Not in the
sense of being tainted; but it is evil-smelling from the moment it
comes out of the water. However, all that disappears in the frying. But
those who have to handle the raw fish cannot escape, for it is an odour
that clings. Do what you will, it stays by you. Everything you touch
smells of slom.
Soon all but the Lieutenant began to sicken of slom. They took smaller
portions at each meal, and sighed as they sat down at table and saw the
everlasting slom set before them again.
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