Humorous stories; Washington (State) -- Fiction; Western stories
Ma Pettengill, at the table, was far in the Red Gap _Recorder_ for the
previous day. I was unoccupied and I watched Lew Wee. He was doing
something human; he was lingering for a purpose. He straightened another
chair and wiped dust from the gilt frame of another picture, Architect's
Drawing of the Pettengill Block, Corner Fourth and Main streets, Red Gap,
Washington. From this feat he went softly to the kitchen door, where he
looked back; hung waiting in the silence. He had made no sound, yet he
had conveyed to his employer a wish for speech. She looked up at him from
the lamp's glow, chin down, brows raised, and eyes inquiring of him over
shining nose glasses.
"My Uncle's store, Hankow, burn' down," said Lew Wee.
"Why, wasn't that too bad!" said Ma Pettengill.
"Can happen!" said Lew Wee positively.
"Too bad!" said Ma Pettengill again.
"I send him nine hundred dollars your money. Money burn, too," said Lew
Wee.
"Now, now! Well, that certainly is too bad! What a shame!"
"Can happen!" affirmed Lew Wee.
It was colourless. He was not treating his loss lightly nor yet was he
bewailing it.
"You put your money in the bank next time," warned his employer sharply,
"instead of letting it lie round in some flimsy Chinee junk shop. They're
always burning."
Lew Wee regarded her with a stilled face.
"Can happen!" he again murmured.
He was the least bit insistent, as if she could not yet have heard
this utterly sufficing truth. Then he was out; and a moment later the
two-stringed fiddle whined a little song through two closed doors.
I said something acute and original about the ingrained fatalism of the
Oriental races.
Ma Pettengill laid down her paper, put aside her glasses, and said, yes,
Chinee one fatal race; feeling fatal thataway was what made 'em such good
help. Because why? Because, going to work at such-and-such a place, this
here fatal feeling made 'em think one place was no worse than another; so
why not stick here? If other races felt as fatal as the Chinee race it
would make a grand difference in the help problem. She'd bet a million
dollars right now that a lot of people wished the Swedes and Irish had
fatal feelings like that.
I said Lew Wee had the look of one ever expecting the worst; even more
than the average of his race.
"It ain't that," said my hostess. "He don't expect anything at all; or
mebbe everything. He takes what comes. If it's good or bad, he says, 'Can
happen!' in the same tone of voice; and that ends it. There he is now,
knowing that all this good money he saved by hard labour has gone up in
smoke, and paying the loss no more attention that if he'd merely broke a
string on that squeaky long-necked contraption he saws."
"He seems careless enough with his money, certainly."
"Sure, because he don't believe it does the least good to be careful."
From a cloth sack the speaker poured tobacco into a longitudinally
creased brown paper and adeptly fashioned something in the nature of a
cigarette.
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