Mad: A Story of Dust and AshesFenn, George Manville
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Mad: A Story of Dust and Ashes
Fenn, George Manville
Fiction
"Not many years," replied Septimus. "He was my poor father's younger
brother. But now for the doctor!" he said in an elated tone.
"Thanky, sir, but suppose we have the porter and bread-and-cheese first.
You youngsters are so rash and impatient; and besides, I didn't taste
that fine old dry sherry, you know. One thing at a time's the best
plan, and it seems to me that a little refreshment's the next thing
wanted. 'Tain't no use to suppose, sir, that because a horse has won
one race he'll go and polish off the next the same hour. D'yer see,
sir?"
Septimus expressed himself as being able to see, and he submitted
forthwith to his companion's guidance.
Now most people would imagine that Matt entered the first inviting open
portal that presented itself, where the gorgeously-emblazoned boards
announced the retailing of So-and-so's entire; but no. Old Matt seemed
very particular and hard to please, passing house after house before he
could meet with one to his satisfaction; and in a quarter of an hour's
brisk walk a few public-houses can be passed in London streets. But
Matt had something else on his mind besides draught stout; and at last,
when Septimus Hardon's patience was well-nigh exhausted, the old man
stopped short before a place where the window displayed a notice to the
effect that the Post-office Directory was at the bar.
"There," said Matt, pointing to the window, "thought me a nuisance now,
didn't you, sir? But that's what I wanted. So now we'll have our stout
and cheese, and a look at the doctors too."
Seated in the public-house parlour, fragrant with the fumes of flat beer
and stale tobacco, they were soon discussing the foaming stout and more
solid refreshments, though Septimus spent the greater part of his time
poring over the volume he had laid open upon the gum-ringed table--a
volume that Matt considered would be as useful as a medical directory.
Surgeons there were in plenty; but only one answering to the name of
Phillips, and he was practising at Newington.
"Moved there, perhaps," said Matt.
Septimus Hardon shook his head, and read again, "Phillips, EJ, Terrace,
Newington."
"Stop a bit, sir," said Matt, rising and catching the ring hung from the
ceiling, and pulling the bell.--"Here, fill that pint again, my man;
and, I say, got another of these d'rectories anywheres?"
"Yes," said the pot-boy, "there's another somewheres--an old un."
"That's the ticket, my lad, bring it in."
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