Mad: A Story of Dust and AshesFenn, George Manville
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Mad: A Story of Dust and Ashes
Fenn, George Manville
Fiction
Mr Jarker is a very great man this day, and comports himself with much
dignity; he feels that he is being looked up to, and that he deserves
it, but for all that he seems nervous and uncomfortable, and is now
fetched back by the undertaker, who regularly takes him into custody,
for he rightly fears that very little would make Mr Jarker run off
altogether and show himself no more for some days, when perhaps there
might be a difficulty about the payment of the expenses. Not that Mr
Pawley has much fear upon that score, for there was always a certain
pride respecting a decent "berryin" at Bennett's-rents; and supposing
any one was very much pressed, there were always friendly hands ready to
add their mites, with the understanding that one good turn deserved
another. Mr Pawley never suffered much in his transactions at the
Rents, of which place he had the monopoly; and he always made a point of
insisting that all funerals should be not only what he termed economic,
but strictly respectable.
"It's a dooty we owe to the departed," he would observe, while never
once could he recall a dissentient, though assistance was often called
in to defray the cost, and the well-known avuncular relative of the poor
appealed to. Not that Mr Pawley had very hard work to induce the poor
of the district to do their "dooty" by the departed, for the desire was
always there to pay the last sad rites decently and in order, even those
who were obliged to stoop to get an order for a parish coffin often
raising a tiny fund to induce Mr Pawley to embellish the hard outlines
of the common plain elm shell with a plate and a few rows of nails, to
take off the workhouse look of the charity they grudged to accept.
Mr Pawley managed to get Jarker safely back to the house, and then the
excitement increased, for after the former gentleman had prisoned his
client in a lodger's room he came down wiping his eye, that seemed more
moist than ever, and stood mute-like at the door, surrounded by half the
inhabitants of the court, whom he calmly informed that _they_ were
coming down directly. Mr Pawley spoke slowly and impressively, for he
was a man who had not much to say, but who made the most of it, as if
his words were gold and to be beaten out to cover the largest space at
the least possible cost. He considered his words of value, and as he
doled them out people listened eagerly, looking upon the day's
performance as something of which not the slightest item should be lost;
while Mr Pawley made much of his funerals, regarding each one as an
advertisement to procure another, as he laboured hard to impress upon
the dwellers of Bennett's-rents how friendly were his feelings towards
them, and how little he thought of the money.
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