Mad: A Story of Dust and AshesFenn, George Manville
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Mad: A Story of Dust and Ashes
Fenn, George Manville
Fiction
Septimus Hardon seemed to be of the same opinion, for he sighed, took
his hat, and went homeward in a frame of mind that made him feel
disposed to bury the past and its cares, and look only to the future;
while old Matt picked up a newspaper, and began mechanically folding it
into small squares--butter-shop size.
"No," he muttered, "not much chance of finding that particular scrap of
paper, if we don't get hold of the book through the old doctor's heirs,
executors, administrators, and assigns. And that's where we ought to
begin; putting ads in the _Times_, and setting private inquirers to
work, and all on to that tune; only, to play that tune, sir, you want
money. Some careless hussy has burnt that scrap of paper, sir, long
ago, to light a fire; or it has been used for twisting-up screws of
tobacco, or ha'porths of toffee, or hundreds of other things as some
beggarly shop or another is licensed to deal in. Only fancy someone
lighting his pipe with that valuable little scrap of paper! `Medicine
and attendance, Mrs Hardon, two, twelve, six!' I'll be bound to say
that was the figure, and I'd give something to get hold of that bit.
Wonder whether it's selfishness, and thinking of what it would be worth
to me? S'pose be; for this is a rum world, and I'm no better than I
should be. But who'd ever have thought this would have come out of my
going to his office and asking for a job? Don't matter, though, about
what I feel, for he'd have come to see me here safe enough, even if it
had not been about his affairs; for he's a trump, sir, a trump: but all
the same, it's a pity he ain't got more in him--worldly stuff, you
know."
Old Matt sat very thoughtfully for awhile, and then began to mutter
again.
"Wish I had a pinch of snuff once more. There now; I'm blest. Only to
think of that! me having my box in my pocket, and to forget all about
it--shows what my head's worth now. Bravo! though; that seems to clear
one's head wonderfully. I shall recommend its use in lunatic asylums
for mental diseases; fine thing, I believe. Only to think, though, for
me to get that into my head about that entry I had seen, and trying to
write it down, and then for it to be clean gone once more! S'pose I did
think of something of the kind, or see it, or something. Heigho!" he
sighed; "I must have been precious bad though, sir, confoundedly bad.
Thank goodness it's all over, though, for this time; and I'm going to
walk out soon, instead of, as I expected, being taken to the students'
lodgings in small pieces, wrapped up in paper--paper--waste-paper--by
jingo! though, I'll have a go at the waste-paper everywhere. I'll
search every waste-paper shop in London, beginning at Mother Slagg's--
beg her pardon, Gross by this time I suppose, and--and--hooray!" he
shouted wildly, to the intense astonishment of the fellow-patients, as
he tossed his newspaper in the air. "Snuff for ever! that pinch did it.
Only let me get out of this place. At last!"
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