Mad: A Story of Dust and AshesFenn, George Manville
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Mad: A Story of Dust and Ashes
Fenn, George Manville
Fiction
Mrs Lower made a very comfortable widow--one whose hostelry was much
frequented by commercial gentlemen, and those given to running down from
town once or twice a week for the purpose of having a turn with the Low
Wold hounds; stout, as a matter of course, for no woman could be
expected to make a good landlady who was angular or pointed in her
person. Mrs Lower was stout, but not uncomfortably so, and this
stoutness she kept in its proper proportion by a comfortable diet, and
by being a woman without one of those unpleasant parasites known as
cares. Doubtless she had plenty of the little troubles of life to
encounter--those little three-cornered affairs that bother everyone--
matters that to some people would be cares; but in her case, being a
mild, cheerful, and amiable woman, they made but little impression, the
consequence being that these acidities of life never ate into her
countenance, running down it in wrinkles, and puckers, and channels; and
at an age one never dare mention in her presence, or out of it either,
for fear of not being believed, she was plump of face, rosy, and
comfortable-looking, to an extent that made more than one well-to-do
farmer, and tradesman too, make her an offer that she would not accept.
Mrs Lower sat very comfortably enjoying her breakfast in the bar of the
County Arms, which bar was a pleasant-looking glass bower, with a view
one way of the sawdusty passage leading out into the market-place, and
in the other direction a prospect of divers pendent articles of
consumption--to wit, a turkey, joints of mutton and beef, poultry, and a
couple of long-tailed pheasants. There was a cozy air about Mrs
Lower's bar, for everything in it looked snug, from the big-stomached
bottles to the great tom-cat blinking on the hearth-rug. No fireplace
ever shone to such an extent as Mrs Lower's, for it was a very race
between black-lead and flame which should glow most, the result being a
warm combination, in which the fender, copper tea-kettle, and fire-irons
joined, and which every bottle, glass, and object with shine in its
composition laughed over and reflected. Everything in Mrs Lower's cozy
bar seemed in keeping, and as if belonging to it--beginning with the
principal object animate, Mrs Lower herself, and descending through the
blind, fat spaniel and the black, blinking tom-cat, to the stout
bullfinch in the cage hung in the window--a finch so fat that he very
seldom hopped, while there was a general aspect about him that his
feather jacket was too tight, for it never seemed smooth. There was a
tradition that this bullfinch used to pipe "God save the King;" but that
when William the Fourth died, he went into mourning for him, and had
never opened his beak to honour the successor. True or not, Mrs Lower
believed it; and at all events, if people doubted the bird's age, she
could declare the part of the story to be true which related to its
never opening its beak to pipe the anthem in its altered form.
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