Mad: A Story of Dust and AshesFenn, George Manville
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Mad: A Story of Dust and Ashes
Fenn, George Manville
Fiction
It had always been a matter of dispute amongst the confraternity as to
where Matthew Space slept. Some said that he reposed nightly amongst
the casuals at Saint Martin's Workhouse; but as, when he had work, he
would often be at it by half-past eight in the morning, it was evident
that he did not lodge there; for the most industrious would not be at
liberty for another hour, on account of the work to be done in payment
for the lodging. Others talked of the Adelphi, and the recesses of
Waterloo Bridge. In short, there was always plenty of chaff flying
concerning old Matt's lodgings; but the cleverest never threshed out the
grain of wheat they sought, for the old man was as close a tusk as was
ever attacked by flail. His club was generally considered to be the
mouldy, fungoid-looking house in Hemlock-court, where he could mostly be
found of an evening, if the seeker had failed to see him sitting over
his pint-pot in Bell-yard; and, according to circumstances, he dined at
various places. If trade flourished, and the ill wind that blew misery
to Chancery suitors wafted half-crowns to his pocket, he dined in state
at the cook-shop, shut up in one of the little elbow-cramping boxes,
where there were dirty table-cloths, and everything was steamy and
sticky with the pervading vapour, whose odour was as that of the
soup-copper after the "inmates" have had their pauper repast; sometimes
in the street, as we have seen, when his dinners varied--kidney-pies,
saveloys, peas-pudding served on paper, or perhaps only the warm tuber
taken from a potato can; though, when funds were low, Matt generally
leaned towards the kidney pieman, an old friend with a red nose and a
white apron, augmented at night by very business-like white sleeves,
when, extinguishing the coke-fire of his tin, he became a trotter
himself for the time being, as he went from public-house to gin-palace
disposing of his stock of succulent sheep's-feet. There was a great
deal of the epicure in Matt Space, and had he been a Roman emperor he
might have been as lavish in the recorded worship of the gastric region.
As it was, he had always looked upon money as of value only for the
pleasure it afforded his palate, till better feelings had been roused
within him. Well versed was Matt in the edibles best suited for
families of large size but small income; he was deep in tripe, was old
Matt Space, and he knew the shop in Clare-market and Newport-market best
worthy of confidence. You never caught him buying sausages at random,
nor yet purchasing his baked sheep's-heads or fagots in Leather-lane.
No; Matt knew better; and if he could not get the prime article, he
would content himself with a penny-loaf and two ounces of single
Glo'ster. No one could get such scraps from the butcher's as Matt; and
if any one of his acquaintance wanted a pound or two, it was almost
worth their while to ask the old man to dinner, for the sake of getting
him to undertake the commission.
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