Mad: A Story of Dust and AshesFenn, George Manville
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Mad: A Story of Dust and Ashes
Fenn, George Manville
Fiction
caused sensations as of grits getting into the cogs of the wheels of
life and staying their would-be even course. Mrs Slagg's was an
obtrusive shop, irrespective of the flaming placards that literally
shouted at you, and the black board, painted in old-bony skeleton
letters, with the legend "Keziah Slagg, Dealer in Marine-stores," though
the terrene ruled to the exclusion of the marine. In its way, it was in
everybody's way, and seemed to have taken the disease rampant in the
region of Lowther Arcadia--"a breaking out"--in this case a hideous
leprosy of loathsome objects, that would have at you, catching skirt or
umbrella, or being run over after they had been kicked in the way by
racing children. The shop was gorged, and its contents oozed out, ran
over, and trickled down the steps into the cellar, which was also full
and repulsive, sending foul fungoid growths up through the trap to the
pavement, and also apparently dipping under where the traffic lay to
force its way up on the other side, where the growth spread again along
the wall, so that passengers had to run the gauntlet on their journey to
and from Temple Bar. In fact, Mrs Slagg's shop was a very refiner's
furnace for old refuse, which boiled and bubbled over into court and
cellar, as we have seen; while in front of the shop of Mr Isaac Gross,
extended trays of old iron, bundles of white and coloured rags, odorous
bones, crippled tools, wormy screws, screws without worms, odds and
ends--odds without ends, and ends that seemed at odds with the world,
and tried to trip it up as it went by.
Watching over her treasures would sit Mrs Slagg, just inside her door,
stout, happy, and dirty, in a bower of old garments, which waved in
every passing breeze; and, saving when clients came to obtain the
unheard-of prices for the rags and metal, and the bones and grease, upon
which this ogress lived, Mrs Slagg's time was divided between shouting,
"You bring that 'ere back!" to the children, and playing "Bo-peep" with
Mr Isaac Gross, who, also working just inside his shop, would lean out
occasionally to look at Mrs Slagg; though it took upon an average about
nine peeps before both peeped together, when Mrs Slagg would nod and
smile at Mr Gross, and Mr Gross would nod and smile at Mrs Slagg; and
then work would be resumed, while it was understood in the court that
something was to come of it.
But, beyond what has been described, there was another fact which
pointed towards something coming of the neighbours' intimacy; for Mrs
Slagg's cellar being, as she termed it, "chock!" a portion of her
stock-in-trade had worked its way into Mr Gross's back-parlour, and
there stood in the shape of a large heap of waste-paper--a heap that Mr
Gross would look at occasionally, and then smile in a very slow, heavy
manner, as if smiling was a difficult task, and took time, for fear it
should be broken if hastily performed, and become a laugh.
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