Maid Marian, and Other StoriesSeawell, Molly Elliot
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Maid Marian, and Other Stories
Seawell, Molly Elliot
Manners and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
"Yes, he's had three. All died like sheep. Something ailed 'em, I dare
say. I'm advising him to get another, and 'pon my soul, Americans seem
to be the fashion, he, he!"
A sudden shock not far from disgust thrilled Theodora. Three wives
already--and he not a day over forty-five, apparently. As in a dream
she heard the marquis's tremulous old voice saying something she only
half understood. But in a moment or two she pulled herself together.
After all it was an illiberal prejudice. Should a man's domestic
misfortune be made a subject of reproach to him?
In a moment Sir John came to fetch her and carried her back to Mrs.
Wodehouse. Then that lady began the same inexplicably aggressive
tactics toward him again. But it was in vain. He was not to be frozen
out or bullied, and if ever a man was winged at the first shot, it was
Sir John Blood. He hovered near Theodora, asked permission to call, and
showed in every way a passionate admiration for her.
But Sir John was not the only one who bit the dust, so to speak, in
consequence of Theodora's charms. She levied on the Church as well as
the state. An archbishop, although attended by a body guard of four
hawk-eyed single daughters, suddenly found himself deep in a roaring
flirtation with this new star of the West, and it can not be said
that his Grace did not hold up his end of the line valiantly. The
four single daughters stood like a Roman phalanx against all widows,
whom they considered their natural enemies, but it never occurred to
them to be on their guard against anything as young and apparently
as artless as Theodora--they being unfamiliar with the type of the
wily American maiden, who, under an exterior as harmless as a dove,
conceals the wisdom of the serpent. In addition to the archbishop,
a general officer, who had gone through eighteen London seasons
without a scratch, was slain at Theodora's first fire, and as for the
lieutenants, the slaughter was fearful. It was a Waterloo, and Theodora
was a she-Wellington.
At last the ball was over. Theodora and her party were rolling
homeward. A certain constraint existed among them, and Sir John Blood's
name was not once mentioned. When they reached home all the ladies
scurried into a cozy morning room, where a sleepy footman gave them
tea. A little fire crackled on the hearth, and what will not a wood
fire do toward unlocking the secret confidences of the female breast?
Therefore, as Mrs. Wodehouse saw Theodora's tiny satin slippered
feet seek hers in friendly juxtaposition on the fender, a sudden
determination seized her to make a clean breast of it all.
"Theodora," she said, "do you know anything about Sir John Blood, who
was so attentive to you to-night?"
"Nothing in the world except that he is very distinguished looking,
very sensible, and lives in the next house," answered Theodora,
debonairly.
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