Mississippi River Valley -- Fiction; Short stories; Western stories
Ripley was out to the barn when she entered, but Tewksbury was building
a fire in the old cook-stove. He sprang up with a cry of joy, and ran to
her. She seized him and kissed him, and it did her so much good she
hugged him close, and kissed him again and again, crying hysterically.
"Oh, gran'ma, I'm so glad to see you! We've had an awful time since
you've been gone."
She released him, and looked around. A lot of dirty dishes were on the
table, the table-cloth was a "sight to behold" (as she afterward said),
and so was the stove--kettle-marks all over the table-cloth, splotches
of pancake batter all over the stove.
"Wal, I sh'd say as much," she dryly assented, untying her
bonnet-strings.
When Ripley came in she had her regimentals on, the stove was brushed,
the room swept, and she was elbow-deep in the dish-pan. "Hullo, mother!
Got back, hev yeh?"
"I sh'd say it was about time," she replied curtly, without looking up
or ceasing work. "Has ol' 'Crumpy' dried up yit?" This was her greeting.
Her trip was a fact now; no chance could rob her of it. She had looked
forward twenty-three years toward it, and now she could look back at it
accomplished. She took up her burden again, never more thinking to lay
it down.
Uncle Ethan Ripley
"Like the Main-Travelled Road of Life, it is traversed by many classes
of people."
Uncle Ethan had a theory that a man's character could be told by the way
he sat in a wagon seat.
"A mean man sets right plumb in the middle o' the seat, as much as to
say, 'Walk, gol darn yeh, who cares!' But a man that sets in the corner
o' the seat, much as to say, 'Jump in--cheaper t' ride 'n to walk,' you
can jest tie to."
Uncle Ripley was prejudiced in favor of the stranger, therefore, before
he came opposite the potato patch, where the old man was "bugging his
vines." The stranger drove a jaded-looking pair of calico ponies,
hitched to a clattering democrat wagon, and he sat on the extreme end of
the seat, with the lines in his right hand, while his left rested on his
thigh, with his little finger gracefully crooked and his elbows akimbo.
He wore a blue shirt, with gay-colored armlets just above the elbows,
and his vest hung unbuttoned down his lank ribs. It was plain he was
well pleased with himself.
As he pulled up and threw one leg over the end of the seat, Uncle Ethan
observed that the left spring was much more worn than the other, which
proved that it was not accidental, but that it was the driver's habit to
sit on that end of the seat.
"Good afternoon," said the stranger, pleasantly.
"Good afternoon, sir."
"Bugs purty plenty?"
"Plenty enough, I gol! I don't see where they all come fum."
"Early Rose?" inquired the man, as if referring to the bugs.
"No; Peachblows an' Carter Reds. My Early Rose is over near the house.
The old woman wants 'em near. See the darned things!" he pursued,
rapping savagely on the edge of the pan to rattle the bugs back.
"How do yeh kill 'em--scald 'em?"
"Mostly. Sometimes I--
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