Mississippi River Valley -- Fiction; Short stories; Western stories
Robert got along in a dull, smooth way with his neighbors. He was too
formal with them. He met them only at the meat-shop and the post-office.
They nodded genially, and said, "Got settled yet?" And he replied,
"Quite comfortable, thank you." They felt his coldness. Conversation
halted when he came near, and made him feel that he was the subject of
their talk. As a matter of fact, he generally was. He was a source of
great speculation with them. Some of them had gone so far as to bet he
wouldn't live a year. They all seemed grotesque to him, so work-scarred
and bent and hairy. Even the men whose names he had known from childhood
were queer to him. They seemed shy and distant, too, not like his ideas
of them.
To Mate they were almost caricatures. "What makes them look so--so 'way
behind the times, Robert?"
"Well, I suppose they are," said Robert. "Life in these coulies goes on
rather slower than in Chicago. Then there are a great many Welsh and
Germans and Norwegians, living 'way up the coulies, and they're the ones
you notice. They're not all so." He could be generous toward them in
general; it was in special cases where he failed to know them.
They had been there nearly two weeks without meeting any of them
socially, and Robert was beginning to change his opinion about them.
"They let us severely alone," he was saying one night to his wife.
"It's very odd. I wonder what I'd better do, Robert. I don't know the
etiquette of these small towns. I never lived in one before, you know.
Whether I ought to call first--and, good gracious, who'll I call on? I'm
in the dark."
"So am I, to tell the truth. I haven't lived in one of these small towns
since I was a lad. I have a faint recollection that introductions were
absolutely necessary. They have an etiquette which is as binding as that
of McAllister's Four Hundred, but what it is I don't know."
"Well, we'll wait."
"The boys are perfectly at home," said Robert, with a little emphasis on
boys, which was the first indication of his disappointment. The people he
had failed to reach.
There came a knock on the door that startled them both. "Come in," said
Robert, in a nervous shout.
"Land sakes! did I scare ye? Seem so, way ye yelled," said a high-keyed
nasal voice, and a tall woman came in, followed by an equally stalwart
man.
"How d'e do, Mrs. Folsom? My wife, Mr. Folsom."
Folsom's voice was lost in the bustle of getting settled, but Mrs.
Folsom's voice rose above the clamor. "I was tellin' him it was about
time we got neighborly. I never let anybody come to town a week without
callin' on 'em. It does a body a heap o' good to see a face outside the
family once in a while, specially in a new place. How do you like up here
on the hill?"
"Very much. The view is so fine."
"Yes, I s'pose it is. Still, it ain't my notion. I don't like to climb
hills well enough. Still, I've heard of people buildin' just for the
view. It's all in taste, as the old woman said that kissed the cow."
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