Mississippi River Valley -- Fiction; Short stories; Western stories
"I hope to God it will! I bet I've chawed hardtack enough to shingle
every house in the coolly. I've chawed it when my lampers was down, and
when they wasn't. I've took it dry, soaked, and mashed. I've had it
wormy, musty, sour, and blue-mouldy. I've had it in little bits and big
bits; 'fore coffee an' after coffee. I'm ready f'r a change. I'd like t'
git holt jest about now o' some of the hot biscuits my wife c'n make
when she lays herself out f'r company."
"Well, if you set there gabblin', you'll never see yer wife."
"Come on," said Private Smith. "Wait a moment, boys; less take suthin'.
It's on me." He led them to the rusty tin dipper which hung on a nail
beside the wooden water-pail, and they grinned and drank. Then
shouldering their blankets and muskets, which they were "takin' home to
the boys," they struck out on their last march.
"They called that coffee Jayvy," grumbled one of them, "but it never
went by the road where government Jayvy resides. I reckon I know coffee
from peas."
They kept together on the road along the turnpike, and up the winding
road by the river, which they followed for some miles. The river was
very lovely, curving down along its sandy beds, pausing now and then
under broad basswood trees, or running in dark, swift, silent currents
under tangles of wild grapevines, and drooping alders, and haw trees.
At one of these lovely spots the three vets sat down on the thick green
sward to rest, "on Smith's account." The leaves of the trees were as
fresh and green as in June, the jays called cheery greetings to them,
and kingfishers darted to and fro with swooping, noiseless flight.
"I tell yeh, boys, this knocks the swamps of Loueesiana into kingdom
come."
"You bet. All they c'n raise down there is snakes, niggers, and
p'rticler hell."
"An' fightin' men," put in the older man.
"An' fightin' men. If I had a good hook an' line I'd sneak a pick'rel
out o' that pond. Say, remember that time I shot that alligator--"
"I guess we'd better be crawlin' along," interrupted Smith, rising and
shouldering his knapsack, with considerable effort, which he tried to
hide.
"Say, Smith, lemme give you a lift on that."
"I guess I c'n manage," said Smith, grimly.
"Course. But, yo' see, I may not have a chance right off to pay yeh back
for the times you've carried my gun and hull caboodle. Say, now, gimme
that gun, anyway."
"All right, if yeh feel like it, Jim," Smith replied, and they trudged
along doggedly in the sun, which was getting higher and hotter each
half-mile.
"Ain't it queer there ain't no teams comin' along," said Smith, after a
long silence.
"Well, no, seein's it's Sunday."
"By jinks, that's a fact! It is Sunday. I'll git home in time f'r
dinner, sure!" he exulted. "She don't hev dinner usially till about one
on Sundays." And he fell into a muse, in which he smiled.
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