She bumped the New York call to voicemail. She didn't recognize the
number. Besides, if the world had come to an end while she was asleep,
she wanted to know some details before she talked to anyone about
it. She paged back through the texts in reverse chronological -- the
last five were increasingly panicked messages from Lester and
Perry. Then one from Tjan. Then one from Kettlebelly. They all wanted
to discuss "the news" whatever that was. One from her old editor at
the Merc asking if she was available for comment about "the news."
Tjan, too. The first one was from Rat-Toothed Freddy, that snake.
"Kodacell's creditors calling in debts. Share price below one
cent. Imminent NASDAQ de-listing. Comments?"
Her stomach went cold, her breakfast congealed into a hard lump. The
clipped articles had quotes from Kettlewell ("We will see to it that
all our employees are paid, our creditors are reimbursed, and our
shareholders are well-done-by through an orderly wind-down"), Perry
("Fuck it -- I was doing this shit before Kodacell, don't expect to
stop now") and Lester ("It was too beautiful and cool to be real, I
guess.") Where she was mentioned, it was usually in a snide context
that made her out to be a disgraced pitchwoman for a failed movement.
Which she was. Basically.
Her phone rang. Kettlewell.
"Hi, Kettlewell," she said.
"Where have you been?" he said. He sounded really edgy. It was the
middle of the night in California.
"I'm in St Petersburg," she said. "In Russia. I only found out about
ten seconds ago. What happened?"
"Oh Christ. Who knows? Cascading failure. Fell short of last quarter's
estimates, which started a slide. Then a couple lawsuits filed. Then
some unfavorable press. The share price kept falling, and things got
worse. Your basic clusterfuck."
"But you guys had great numbers overall --"
"Sure, if you looked at them our way, they were great. If you looked
at them the way the Street looks at them, we were in deep
shit. Analysts couldn't figure out how to value us. Add a little
market chaos and some old score-settling assholes, like that fucker
Freddy, and it's a wonder we lasted as long as we did. They're already
calling us the twenty first century Enron."
"Kettlewell," she said, "I lived through a couple of these, and
something's not right. When the dotcoms were going under, their CEOs
kept telling everyone everything was all right, right up to the last
minute. They didn't throw in the towel. They stood like captains on
the bridge of sinking ships."
"So?"
"So what's going on here. It sounds like you're whipped. Why aren't
you fighting? There were lots of dotcoms that tanked, but a few of
those deep-in-denial CEOs pulled it off, restructured and came out of
it alive. Why are you giving up?"
"Suzanne, oh, Suzanne." He laughed, but it wasn't a happy laugh. "You
think that this happened overnight? You think that this problem just
cropped up yesterday and I tossed in the towel?"
Oh. "Oh."
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