Their dates were two brunettes with deep tans and whole-eye cosmetic
contacts that hid their pupils in favor of featureless expanses of
white, so they looked like their eyes had rolled back into their
heads, or maybe like they were wearing cue-balls for glass eyes. Like
most of the fatkins girls Perry had met, they dressed to the nines,
ate like pigs, drank like fishes, and talked about nothing but
biotech.
"So I'm thinking, sure, mitochrondrial lengthening *sounds* like it
should work, but if that's so, why have we been screwing around with
it for thirty years without accomplishing anything?" His date, Moira,
worked at a law office, and she came up to his chest, and it was hard
to tell with those eyes, but it seemed like she was totally oblivious
to his complete indifference to mitochondria.
He nodded and tried not to look bored. South Beach wasn't what it had
once been, or maybe Perry had changed. He used to love to come here to
people-watch, but the weirdos of South Beach seemed too precious when
compared with the denizens of his own little settlement out on the
Hollywood freeway.
"Let's go for a walk on the beach," Lester said, digging out his
wallet and rubbing his card over the pay-patch on the table.
"Good idea," Perry said. Anything to get off this patio and away from
the insufferable club music thundering out of the speakers
pole-mounted directly over their table.
The beach was gorgeous, so there was that. The sunset behind them
stained the ocean bloody and the sand was fine and clean. Around their
feet, Dade County beachcombers wormed endlessly through the sand,
filtering out all the gunk, cig butts, condoms, needles, wrappers,
loose change, wedding rings, and forgotten sunglasses. Perry nudged
one with his toe and it roombaed away, following its instinct to avoid
human contact.
"How do you figure they keep the vags from busting those open for
whatever they've got in their bellies?" Perry said, looking over his
date's head at Lester, who was holding hands with his girl, carrying
her shoes in his free hand.
"Huh? Oh, those things are built like tanks. Have to be to keep the
sand out. You need about four hours with an air-hammer to bust one
open."
"You tried it?"
Lester laughed. "Who, me?"
Now it was Perry's date's turn to be bored. She wandered away toward
the boardwalk, with its strip of novelty sellers. Perry followed,
because he had a professional interest in the kind of wares they
carried. Most of them originated on one of his printers, after
all. Plus, it was the gentlemanly thing to do.
"What have we here?" he said as he pulled up alongside her. She was
trying on a bracelet of odd, bony beads.
"Ectopic fetuses," she said. "You know, like the Christian fundies use
for stem-cell research? You quicken an unfertilized egg in vitro and
you get a little ball of fur and bone and skin and stem-cells. It can
never be a human, so it has no soul, so it's not murder to harvest
them."
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