They had burgers in the back-yard, cooking on an electric grill that
was caked with the smoking grease of a summer's worth of outdoor
meals. The plastic table-cloth was weighed down with painted rocks and
the corners blew up in the freshening autumn winds. Lyenitchka's
little brother appeared when the burgers began to spit and smoke on
the grill, a seven-year-old in metallic mesh trousers and shirt
wrought with the logo of a cartoon Cossack holding a laser-sword
aloft.
"Sasha, meet Perry." Sasha looked away, then went off to swing on a
tire-swing hanging from the big tree.
"You've got good kids," Perry said, handing Tjan a beer from the
cooler under the picnic table.
"Yup," Tjan said. He flipped the burgers and then looked at both of
them. Lyenitchka was pushing her brother on the swing, a little too
hard. Tjan smiled and looked back down at his burgers.
Tjan cut the burgers in half and dressed them to his kids' exacting
standards. They picked at them, pushed them onto each other's plates
and got some into their mouths.
"I've read your briefing on the ride," Tjan said, once his kids had
finished and eaten half a package of Chutney Oreos for dessert. "It's
pretty weird stuff."
Perry nodded and cracked another beer. The cool air was weirding him
out, awakening some atavistic instinct to seek a cave. "Yup, weird as
hell. But they love it. Not just the geeks, either, though they eat it
up, you should see it. Obsessive doesn't begin to cover it. But the
civilians come by the hundreds, too. You should hear them when they
come out: 'Jee-zus, I'd forgotten about those dishwasher-stackers,
they were wicked! Where can I get one of those these days you figger?'
The nostalgia's thick enough to cut with a knife."
Tjan nodded. "I've been going over your books, but I can't figure out
if you're profitable."
"Sorry, that's me. I'm pretty good at keeping track of numbers, but
getting them massaged into a coherent picture --"
"Yeah, I know." Tjan got a far-away look. "How'd you make out on
Kodacell, Perry? Finance-wise?"
"Enough to open the ride, buy a car. Didn't lose anything."
"Ah." Tjan fiddled with his beer. "Listen, I got rich off of
Westinghouse. Not fuck-the-service-here-I'm-buying-this-restaurant
rich, but rich enough that I never have to work again. I can spend the
rest of my life in this yard, flipping burgers, taking care of my
kids, and looking at porn."
"Well, you were the suit. Getting rich is what suits do. I'm just a
grunt.""
Tjan had the good grace to look slightly embarrassed. "Now here's the
thing. I don't *have* to work, but, Perry, I have *no idea* what I'm
going to do if I don't work. The kids are at school all day. Do you
have any idea how much daytime TV sucks? Playing the stock market is
completely nuts, it's all gone sideways and upside down. I got an
education so I wouldn't *have* to flip burgers for the rest of my
life."
"What are you saying, Tjan?"
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