"Hey!" he called. "My chair's dead!" He had fetched up in a central
pathway where the chairs tried to run cloverleafs around four
displays. A couple chairs swerved around him. He thumped the panel
dramatically, then stepped out and shook his head. He contrived to
step on three robots on the way to another chair.
"Is yours working?" he asked the kid riding in it, all of ten years
old and of indefinite gender.
"Yeah," the kid said. It scooted over. "There's room for both of us,
get in."
*Christ, don't they have stranger-danger in the north?* He climbed in
beside the kid and contrived to slide one sly hand under the
panel. Teasing out the wires the second time was easier, even
one-handed. He sliced through five large bundles this time before the
chair ground to a halt, its gyros whining and rocking it from
side-to-side.
The kid looked at him and frowned. "These things are shit," it said
with real vehemence, climbing down and kicking one of its tires, and
then kicking a couple of the floor-level robots for good
measure. They'd landed another great breakdown spot: directly in front
of a ranked display of raygun-shaped appliances and objects. He
remembered seeing that one in its nascent stage, back in Florida --
just a couple of toy guns, which were presently joined by three more,
then there were ten, then fifty, then a high wall of them, striking
and charming. The chair's breakdown position neatly blocked the way.
"Guess we'd better walk out," he said. He stepped on a couple more
robots, making oops noises. The kid enthusiastically kicked robots out
of its way. Chairs swerved around them as other riders tried to
navigate. They were approaching the exit when Sammy spotted a
charge-plate for the robots. They were standard issue for robotic
vacuum cleaners and other semi-autonomous appliances, and he'd had one
in his old apartment. They were supposed to be safe as anything, but a
friend's toddler had crawled over to his and shoved a stack of dimes
into its recessed jack and one of them had shorted it out in a
smoking, fizzing fireworks display.
"You go on ahead, I'm going to tie my shoes."
Sammy bent down beside the charge plate, his back to the kid and the
imagined cameras that were capturing his every move, and slipped the
stack of coins he'd taken from his pocket into the little slot where
the robots inserted their charging stamen.
The ensuing shower of sparks was more dramatic than he'd remembered --
maybe it was the darkened room. The kid shrieked and ran for the EXIT
sign, and he took off too, at a good clip. They'd get the ride up and
running soon enough, but maybe not tonight, not if they couldn't get
the two chairs he'd toasted out of the room.
There was the beginnings of chaos at the exit. There was that Tjan
character, giving him an intense look. He tried to head for the down
escalator, but Tjan cut him off.
"What's going on in there?"
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