"Is it serious?" Perry knew that there was the potential for serious,
major lawlessness from his little settlement. It wasn't a failing
condo complex rented out to Filipina domestics and weird entrepreneurs
like him. It was a place where the cops would love an excuse to come
in with riot batons (his funny eyebrow twitched) and gas, the kind of
place where there almost certainly were a few very bad people living
their lives. Miami had bad people, too, but the bad people in Miami
weren't his problem.
And the bad people and the potential chaos were what he loved about
the place, too. He'd grown up in the kind of place where everything
was predictable and safe and he'd hated every minute of it. The
glorious chaos around him was just as he liked it. The wood-smoke
curled up his nose, fragrant and all-consuming.
"I don't know anymore. I thought I'd retire and settle down and take
up painting. Now I'm basically a mob boss. Not the bad kind, but
still. It's a lot of work."
"Pimpin' ain't easy." Perry saw the shocked look on Francis's face and
added hastily, "Sorry -- not calling you a pimp. It's a song lyric is
all."
"We got pimps here now. Whores, too. You name it, we got it. It's
still a good place to live -- better than Miami, if you ask me -- but
it could go real animal. Bad, bad animal."
Hard to believe, standing there in the wood-smoke, licking his
fingers, drinking his beer. His cold seemed to have been baked out by
the steamy swampy heat.
"Well, Francis, if anyone knows how to keep peace, it's you."
"Social workers come around, say the same thing. But there's people
around here with little kids, they worry that the social workers could
force them out, take away their children."
It wasn't like Francis to complain like this, it wasn't in his nature,
but here it was. The strain of running things was showing on
him. Perry wondered if his own strain was showing that way. Did he
complain more these days? Maybe he did.
An uncomfortable silence descended upon them. Perry drank his beer,
morosely. He thought of how ridiculous it was to be morose about the
possibility that he was being morose, but there you had it.
Finally his phone rang and saved him from further conversation. He
looked at the display and shook his head. It was Kettlewell
again. That first voicemail had made him laugh aloud, but when they
hadn't called back for a couple days, he'd figured that they had just
had a little too much wine and placed the call.
Now they were calling back, and it was still pretty early on the West
Coast. Too early for them to have had too much wine, unless they'd
really changed.
"Perry Perry Perry!" It was Kettlebelly. He sounded like he might be
drunk, or merely punch-drunk with excitement. Perry remembered that he
got that way sometimes.
"Kettlewell, how are you doing?"
"I'm here too, Perry. I cashed in my return ticket."
"Suzanne?"
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