The new Fantasyland had been a feather in Sammy's cap that had kept
him safe from politics for a long time, but not anymore. Now it was
getting run down: cigarette burns, graffiti, and every now and again
someone would find a couple having pervy eyeliner sex in the bushes.
He'd loved to work openings in Fantasyland's heyday. He'd stand just
past the castle-gate and watch the flocking crowds of black-clad,
lightly sweating, white-faced goth kids pour through it, blinking in
the unnatural light of the morning. A lot of them took drugs and
partied all night and then capped it off with an early morning at
Fantasyland -- Disney had done focus groups, and they'd started
selling the chewy things that soothed the clenched jaws brought on by
dance-drugs.
But now he hated the raven-garbed customers who sallied into his park
like they owned the joint. A girl -- maybe 16 -- walked past on vinyl
platform heels with two gigantic men in their thirties behind her, led
on thin black leather leashes. A group of whippet-thin boys in grey
dusters with impossibly high sprays of teased electric blue hair
followed. Then a group of heavily pierced older women, their faces
rattling.
Then it was a river of black, kids in chains and leather, leathery
grownups who dressed like surly kids. They formed neat queues by their
favorite rides -- the haunted houses, the graveyard walk-through, the
coffin coaster, the river of blood -- and puffed cloves through
smokeless hookahs. At least he hoped it was cloves.
The castmembers in Sammy's Fantasyland were no better than the
guests. They were pierced, dyed, teased, and branded to within an inch
of their lives, even gothier than the goths who made the long
pilgrimages to ride his unwholesome rides.
The worst of it was that there weren't *enough* of them anymore. The
goth scene, which had shown every sign of surging and re-surging every
five years, seemed finally to be dying. Numbers were down. A couple of
goth-themed parks in the area had shuttered, as had the marshy one in
New Orleans (admittedly that might have been more to do with the
cholera outbreak).
Last month, he'd shut down the goth toddler-clothing shop and put its
wares on deep online discount. All his little nieces and nephews were
getting bat-wing onesies, skull platform-booties and temporary
hair-dye and tattoos for Christmas. Now he just had to get rid of the
other ten million bucks' worth of merch.
"Morning, Death," he said. The kid's real name was Darren Weinberger,
but he insisted on being called Death Waits, which given his pudgy
round cheeks and generally eager-to-please demeanor, was funny enough
that it had taken Sammy a full year to learn to control his grin when
he said it.
"Sammy! Good morning -- how're you doing?"
"The numbers stink," Sammy said. "You must have noticed."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account