The next morning, Perry found himself desperately embroiled in
ordering more goop for the three-d printers. *Lots more*. The other
rides had finally come online in the night, after interminable network
screw-ups and malfing robots and printers and scanners that wouldn't
cooperate, but now there were seven rides in the network, seven rides
whose riders were rearranging, adding and subtracting, and there was
reconciling to do. The printers hummed and hummed.
"The natives are restless," Lester said, pointing a thumb over his
shoulder at the growing queue of would-be riders. "We going to be
ready to open soon?"
Perry had fallen into a classic nerd trap of having almost solved a
problem and not realizing that the last three percent of the solution
would take as long as the rest of it put together. Meanwhile, the ride
was in a shambles as robots attempted to print and arrange objects to
mirror those around the nation.
"Soon soon," Perry said. He stood up and looked around at the
shambles. "I lie. This crap won't be ready for hours yet. Sorry. Fuck
it. Open up."
Lester did.
"I know, I know, but that's the deal with the ride. It's got to get in
sync. You know we've been working on this for months now. It's just
growing pains. Here, I'll give you back your money you come back
tomorrow, it'll all be set to rights."
The angry rider was a regular, one of the people who came by every
morning to ride before work. She was gaunt and tall and geeky and
talked like an engineer, with the nerd accent.
"What kind of printer?" Lester broke in. Perry hid his snicker with a
cough. Lester would get her talking about the ins and outs of her
printer, talking shop, and before you knew it she'd be mollified.
Perry sold another ticket, and another.
"Hi again!" It was the creepy guy, the suit who'd shown up in
Boston. Tjan had a crazy theory about why he'd left the Boston launch
in such a hurry, but who knew?
"Hi there," Perry said. "Long time no see. Back from Boston, huh?"
"For months." The guy was grinning and sweating and didn't look
good. He had a fresh bruise on his cheek with a couple of knuckle
prints clearly visible. "Can't wait to get back on the ride. It's been
too long."
#
Sammy had been through a rehab and knew how they went. You laid off a
bunch of people in one fast, hard big bang. Hired some unemployment
coaches for the senior unionized employees, scheduled a couple of
"networking events" where they could mingle with other unemployed
slobs and pass around home-made business cards.
You needed a Judas goat, someone who'd talk up the rehab to the other
employees, whom you could rely on. Death Waits had been his Judas goat
for the Fantasyland goth makeover. He'd tirelessly evangelized the
idea to his co-workers, had found goth tru-fans who'd blog the hell
out of every inch of the rehab, had run every errand no matter how
menial.
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