And leave he did. Sammy had Death Wait's employee pass deactivated and
the contents of his locker -- patchouli-reeking black tee-shirts and
blunt eyeliner pencils -- sent by last-class mail to his house. He cut
off Death Waits's benefits. He had the deadwood rides shuttered and
commenced their destruction, handing over any piece recognizable as
coming from a ride to the company's auction department to list
online. Anything to add black to his bottom line.
But his cheek throbbed where Death had laid into him, and he'd lost
his fire for the new project. Were fatkins a decent-sized market
segment? He should have commissioned research on it. But he'd needed
to get a plan in the can in time to mollify the executive
committee. Plus he knew what his eyes told him every day: the park was
full of fatkins, and always had been.
The ghost of Death Waits was everywhere. Sammy had to figure out for
himself whom to fire, and how to do it. He didn't really know any of
the goth kids that worked the rides these days. Death Waits had hired
and led them. There were lots of crying fits and threats, and the kids
he didn't fire acted like they were next, and if it hadn't been for
the need to keep revenue flowing, Sammy would have canned all of them.
Then he caught wind of what they were all doing with their severance
pay: traveling south to Hollywood and riding that goddamned
frankenride in the dead Wal-Mart, trying to turn it into goth
paradise. Judging from the message-boards he surfed, the whole thing
had been Death Waits's idea. Goddamn it.
It was Boston all over again. He'd pulled the plug and the machine
kept on moving. The hoardings went up and the rides came down, but all
his former employees and their weird eyeliner pervert pals all went
somewhere else and partied on just the same. His attendance numbers
were way down, and the photobloggers posting shots of black clouds of
goths at the frankenride made it clear where they'd all gone.
*Fine*, he thought, *fine. Let's go have a look.*
The guy with the funny eyebrow made him immediately, but didn't seem
to be suspicious. Maybe they never figured out what he'd done in
Boston. The goth kids were busy in the market stalls or hanging around
smoking clove and patchouli hookahs and they ignored him as a square
and beneath their notice.
The ride had changed a great deal since his last fated visit. He'd
heard about The Story, of course -- the dark-ride press had reported
on it in an editorial that week. But now The Story -- which, as he
could perceive it, was an orderly progression of what seemed to be
someone's life unfolding from childhood naivete to adolescent
exuberance to adult cynicism to a nostalgic, elderly delight -- was
augmented by familiar accoutrements.
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