Suzanne squeezed his hand. "Nothing that can't be fixed." Ada and
Pascal looked goggle-eyed at them. Ada was popping Korean lotus-bean
walnut cakes into her mouth from a greasy paper bag, and she offered
them silently to Perry, who took one just to be polite, but found
after the first bite that he wasn't really hungry after all.
Kettlewell and Perry fought about what to do next, but Kettlewell
prevailed. He took them to a private doctor who photographed them and
examined them and x-rayed them, documenting everything while Ada
Kettlewell played camera-woman with her phone, videoing it all.
"I don't think suing the police is going to help, Landon," Perry
said. Suzanne nodded vigorously. The three victims were in paper
examining gowns, and the Kettlewells were still in street clothes,
which gave them a real advantage in the self-confidence department.
"It'll help if we cash out a big settlement -- it'll bankroll our
defense against the Disney trademark claims. IP lawyers charge more
than God per hour. I got the injunction lifted, but we're still going
to have to go to court, and that's not going to be cheap."
It needled Perry -- he didn't like the idea of being embroiled in the
legal system in the first place, and while he could grudgingly admit a
certain elegance in using cash settlements from the law to fund their
defense in court, the whole business made him squirm.
Eva sat down beside him. "I can tell this sucks for you, Perry." Ada
whispered the word *sucks* and giggled, and Eva rolled her eyes. "But
there's fifty people we *didn't* bail out in there, who are all of
them going to have to figure out their own way through the legal
system. You can't run a business if your customers risk a solid
beating and jail time just for showing up."
*I don't want to run a business,* he thought, but he knew that was
petulant. He was the man with the roll of bills down his
pants. "There are fifty people still in the slam?"
Kettlewell nodded. Suzanne had her camera out and she was
recording. It had been a long time since Perry had really felt the
camera's eye on him. It was one thing to be recorded by some friends
for remembrance, but now Suzanne's camera seemed like the gaze of
posterity. He needed to rise to it, he knew.
"Let's get them out. All of them."
Kettlewell raised his eyebrows. "And how do you plan on doing that?"
"We'll charge it to the business," Perry said. Lester chuckled and
gave him a thump on the back. "It's a legit expense -- these are our
*customers* after all."
Kettlewell shook his head at all of them, then he left the doctor's
office. He already had his phone stuck to his head and was talking
with the lawyer before he got out of earshot.
Perry and Lester and Suzanne and Eva exchanged mischievous glances,
grinning with unexpected delight. Pascal, riding on Eva's hip, woke up
and started crying and Eva handed him to Lester while she went for the
diaper bag.
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