Halfway through his shower, he knew that that was what he was going to
do. He packed a shoulder-bag, took a couple more painkillers, and
walked out into the living room.
"Guys, I'm going to Madison. I'll be back in a day or two. We'll work
everything out over the phone, OK?"
Lester and Suzanne came over to him. "You going to be OK, buddy?"
Lester said.
"I'll be fine," he said.
"We can spring her from here," Tjan said. "We have the Internet, you
know."
"I know," Perry said. "You do that, OK? And tell her I'll be there as
soon as I can."
The security at the airport went bonkers over him. The perfect storm:
a fresh arrest, a suspicious cast, and a ticket bought with cash. He
missed the first two flights to Chicago, but by mid-afternoon he was
landing at O'Hare and submitting to an interim screening procedure
before boarding for Madison. His phone rang in the middle of the
screening, and the wrinkly old TSA goon-lady primly informed him that
he might as well get that since once the phone rings, they have to
start the procedure over again.
"Tjan," he said.
"They can't spring her today. Tomorrow, though."
He closed his eyes and shut out the TSA goon. She had a huge bouffant
of copper hair, and a midwesterner's sense of proportionality when it
came to eye-shadow and rouge. She was the kind of woman who could call
you "honey" and make it sound like "Islamofascist faggot."
"Why not, Tjan?"
There was a pause. "She's in the infirmary and they won't release her
until tomorrow."
"Infirmary."
"Nothing serious -- she took a knock on the head and they want to hold
her for observation."
He pictured a copper's electrified billy-club coming down on shining
blond hair and felt like throwing up.
"Perry? Buddy. She's OK, really. I had our lawyer visit her in the
prison infirmary and she swears she looks great. The lawyer's name is
Candice -- take a cab to her office from the airport. OK?"
"Why is she in the prison infirmary, Tjan? Why can't she be moved to a
real hospital?"
"It's just a liability thing. The police don't want to risk the suit
if she goes complicated on them between hospitals."
"Jesus."
"Seriously, she's fine. We've got a good lawyer on the scene."
But Perry had a bad feeling. The TSA goon picked up on it and gave him
a little bit of extra attention. Acting nervous or agitated in an
airport was a one-way ticket to a cavity search.
But then he was lifting off and headed for Madison, and though the
time crawled on the one-hour flight, it was, after all, only an
hour. He even napped briefly, though a sky marshall woke him shortly
after for a random bag-search. His fellow passengers -- badly dressed
midwesterners and a couple of hipster students -- all turned their
bags out in the cramped cabin and then got back in their seats for the
landing.
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