Indeed there is: further anonymous tipsterism reveals that papers have
been filed to create a "co-operative" structured like a classic Ponzi
scheme, in which franchise operators of the ride are expected to pay
membership dues further up the ladder. All the romance of Church's
accounts will certainly find a fresh batch of suckers -- if there's
one thing we know about Suzanne Church, it's that she knows how to
separate a mark from his money.
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Lester ran the ride basically on his own that week, missing his
workshop and his tinkering, thinking of Suzanne, wishing that Perry
was back already. He wasn't exactly a people person, and there were a
*lot* of people.
"I brought some stuff," the goth kid said as he paid for his ticket,
hefting two huge duffel bags. "That's still OK, right?"
Was it? Damned if Lester knew. The kid had a huge bruise covering half
of his face, and Lester thought he recognized him from the showdown --
Death Waits, that's what Perry had said.
"Sure, it's fine."
"You're Lester, right?"
Christ, another one.
"Yes, that's me."
"Honest Fred is full of shit. I've been reading your posts since
forever. That guy is just jealous because your girlfriend outed him
for being such a lying asshole."
"Yeah." Death Waits wasn't the first one to say words to this effect
-- Suzanne had had that honor -- and he wouldn't be the last. But
Lester wanted to forget it. He'd liked the moments of fame he'd gained
from Suzanne's writing, from his work on the message boards. He'd even
had a couple of fanboys show up to do a little interview for their
podcast about his mechanical computer. That had been nice. But "blokes
that Suzanne Church is willing to play hide the sausage with" -- ugh.
Suzanne was holding it together as far as he could tell. But she
didn't seem as willing to stick her neck out to broker little peaces
between Tjan and Kettlewell anymore, and those two were going at it
hammer and tongs now, each convinced that he was in charge. Tjan
reasoned that since he actually ran one of the most-developed rides in
the network that he should be the executive, with Kettlewell as a
trusted adviser. Kettlewell clearly felt that he deserved the crown
because he'd actually run global businesses, as opposed to Tjan, who
was little more than a middle manager.
Neither had said exactly that, but that was only because whenever they
headed down that path, Suzanne interposed herself and distracted them.
No one asked Lester or Perry, even though they were the ones who'd
invented it all. It was all so fucked up. Why couldn't he just make
stuff and do stuff? Why did it always have to turn into a plan for
world domination? In Lester's experience, most world-domination plans
went sour, while a hefty proportion of modest plans to Make Something
Cool actually worked out pretty well, paid the bills, and put food on
the table.
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