He'd saved enough out of his wages from his first year at Disney to
buy a little Shell electric two-seater, and then he'd gone way into
debt buying kits to mod it to look like a Big Daddy Roth
coffin-dragster. The car sat alone at the edge of the lot. Around him,
a slow procession of stall-operators, with their arms full, headed for
the freeway and across to the shantytown.
Meanwhile, he nursed his embarrassment and tried to take comfort in
the attention that his gleaming, modded car evinced. He loved the
decorative spoilers, the huge rear tires, the shining muffler-pipes
running alongside the bulging running-boards. He stepped in and
gripped the bat-shaped gearshift, adjusted the headstone-shaped
headrest, and got rolling. It was a long drive back home to Melbourne,
and he was reeling from the day's events. He wished he'd gotten
someone to snap a pic of him at the counter. Shit.
He pulled off at a filling station after a couple hours. He needed a
piss and something with guarana if he was going to make it the rest of
the way home. It was all shut down, but the automat was still open. He
stood before the giant, wall-sized glassed-in refrigerator and
dithered over the energy-drinks. There were chocolate ones, salty
ones, colas and cream sodas, but a friend had texted him a picture of
a semi-legal yogurt smoothie with taurine and modafinil that sounded
really good.
He spotted it and reached to tap on the glass and order it just as the
fat guy came up beside him. Fat guys were rare in the era of fatkins,
it was practically a fashion-statement to be chunky, but this guy
wasn't fashionable. He had onion-breath that Death could smell even
before he opened his mouth, and he was wearing a greasy windbreaker
and baggy jeans. He had a comb-over and needed a shave.
"What the hell are you supposed to be?"
"I'm not anything," Death Waits said. He was used to shit-kickers and
tourists gawping at his shock of black hair with its viridian green
highlights, his white face-paint and eyeliner, his contact lenses that
made his whole eyes into zombie-white cue-balls. You just had to
ignore them.
"You don't look like nothing to me. You look like something. Something
you'd dress up a six year old as for Halloween. I mean, what the
fuck?" He was talking quietly and without rancor, but he had a vibe
like a basher. He must have arrived at the deserted rest-stop while
Death Waits was having a piss.
Death Waits looked around for a security cam. These rest-stops always
had a license-plate cam at the entrance and a couple of anti-stickup
cams around the cashier. He spotted the camera. Someone had hung a
baseball hat over its lens.
He felt his balls draw up toward his abdomen and his breathing
quicken. This guy was going to fucking mug him. Shit shit shit. Maybe
take his *car*.
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