"All of our employees have been contacted, one time or another, by
someone with an offer -- get me a uniform, or a pic of the design
roughs, or a recording of the soundtrack, or a copy of the contracts,
and I'll make it worth your while. From street-sweepers to senior
execs, the money is just sitting there, waiting for us to pick it up."
The wench brought them their gigantic pewter plates of roast-beef,
Yorkshire pudding, parsnips, and a mountain of french fries,
presumably to appease the middle-American appetites of the more
unadventurous diners.
Freddy sliced off a throat-plugging lump of beef and skewered it on
his fork.
"You're going to tell me that the temptation overwhelmed one of your
employees, yes?" He shoved the entire lump into his mouth and began to
masticate it, cheeks pouched out, looking like a kid with a mouthful
of bubble-gum.
"Precisely. Our competitors don't want to compete with us on a level
playing field. They are, more than anything, imitators. They take the
stuff that we carefully build, based on extensive research, design and
testing, and they clone it for parking-lot amusement rides. There's no
attention to detail. There's no attention to safety! It's all cowboys
and gypsies."
Freddy kept chewing, but he dug in the pockets of his sports-coat and
came up with a small stubby notebook and a ball-point. He jotted some
notes, shielding the pad with his body.
"And these crass imitators enter into our story how?" Freddy asked
around his beef.
"You know about these New Work people -- they call themselves
're-mixers' but that's just a smokescreen. They like to cloak
themselves in some post-modern, 'Creative Commons' legitimacy, but
when it comes down to it, they made their fortune off the intellectual
property of others, uncompensated use of designs and technologies that
others had invested in and created.
"So when they made a ride, it wasn't much of much. Like some kind of
dusty Commie museum, old trophies from their last campaign. But
somewhere along the way, they hooked up with one of these brokers who
specializes in sneaking our secrets out of the park and into the hands
of our competitors and quick as that, they were profitable --
nationally franchised, even." He stopped to quaff his Bud Light and
surreptitiously checked out the journalist to see how much of this he
was buying. Impossible to say. He was still masticating a cheekful of
rare roast, juice overflowing the corners of his mouth. But his hand
moved over his pad and he made an impatient go-on gesture with his
head, swallowing some of his payload.
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