"I don't know why you think that's such a bad idea. You need
business-people, probably, but it doesn't need to be those
guys. Sometimes you can have too much history with someone to work
with him. Besides, anything can be un-said. You can change your mind
in a week or a month. Those guys aren't doing anything special. They'd
come back to you if you asked 'em. You're Perry motherfuckin'
Gibbons. You rule, dude."
"You're a very nice person, Hilda Hammersen. But those guys are
running our legal defense, which we're going to need, because I'm
about to do something semi-illegal that's bound to get us sued again
by the same pack of assholes as last time."
"Disney?" She snorted. "Have you ever read up on the history of the
Disney Company? The old one, the one Walt founded? Walt Disney wasn't
just a racist creep, he was also a mad inventor. He kept coming up
with these cool high-tech ways of making cartoons -- sticking real
people in them, putting them in color, adding sync-sound. People loved
it all, but it drove him out of business. It was all too expensive.
"So he recruited his brother, Roy Disney, who was just a banker, to
run the business. Roy turned the business around, watching the income
and the outgo. But all this came at a price: Roy wanted to tell Walt
how to run the business. More to the point, he wanted to tell Walt
that he couldn't just spend millions from the company coffers on
weird-ass R&D projects, especially not when the company was still
figuring out how to exploit the *last* R&D project Walt had
chased. But it was Walt's company, and he'd overrule Roy, and Roy
would promise that it was going to put them in the poorhouse and then
he'd figure out how to make another million off of Walt's vision,
because that's what the money guy is supposed to do.
"Then after the war, Walt went to Roy and said, 'Give me $17 million,
I'm going to build a theme-park. And Roy said, 'You can't have it and
what's a theme-park?' Walt threatened to fire Roy, the way he always
had, and Roy pointed out that Disney was now a *public* company with
shareholders who weren't going to let Walt cowboy around and piss away
their money on his toys."
"So how'd he get Disneyland built?"
"He quit. He started his own company, WED, for Walter Elias Disney. He
poached all the geniuses away from the studios and turned them into
his 'Imagineers' and cashed in his life-insurance policy and raised
his own dough and built the park, and then made Roy buy the company
back from him. I'm guessing that that felt pretty good."
"It sounds like it must've," Perry said. He was feeling thoughtful,
and buzzed from the sleepless night, and jazzed from his conversation
with Death Waits. He had an idea that they could push designs out to
the printers that were like the Disney designs, but weird and kinky
and subversive and a little disturbing.
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