"Oh, it'll only take a moment to explain it," Freddy said and then
launched into a high-speed explanation before Sammy could object. They
were delivering their own three-d models for the printers, and had
even gotten hold of one of the test units Disney had passed out last
week. They claimed to have reverse-engineered the goop that it ran on,
so that anyone's goop could print to it.
"So, what I'm looking for is a quote from Disney on this. Do you
condone this? Did you anticipate it? What if someone prints an AK-47
with it?"
"No one's going to print a working AK-47 with this," Sammy said. "It's
too brittle. AK-47 manufacturing is already sadly in great profusion
across our inner cities, anyway. As to the rest of it --" He closed
his eyes and took a couple of deep breaths. "As to the rest of it,
that would be something you'd have to speak to one of my legal
colleagues about. Would you like me to put you through to them?"
Freddy laughed. "Oh come on, Sammy. A little something on background,
no attribution? You going to sue them? Have them beaten up?"
Sammy felt his face go white. "I'm sure I don't know what you're
talking about --"
"Word has it that the Death Waits kid came up with this. He used to be
your protege, no? And I hear that Kettlewell and Tjan have been kicked
out of the organization -- no one around to call the lawyers out on
their behalf. Seems like a golden opportunity to strike."
Sammy seethed. He'd been concentrating on making new stuff, great
stuff. Competitive stuff, to be sure, but in the end, the reason for
making the Disney-in-a-Box devices had been to make them, make them as
cool as he could imagine. To plus them and re-plus them, in the old
slang of Walt Disney, making the thing because the thing could be made
and the world would be a more fun place once it was.
Now here was this troll egging him on to go to war again with those
ride shit-heads, to spend his energies destroying instead of
creating. The worst part? It was all his fault. He'd brought his own
destruction: the reporter, Death Waits, even the lawsuit. All the
result of his bad planning and dumb decisions. God, he was a total
fuck-up.
Disney-in-a-Box sat on his desk, humming faintly -- not humming like a
fridge hums, but actually humming in a baritone hum, humming a medley
of magic-users' songs from Disney movies, like a living thing. Every
once in a while it would clear its throat and mutter and even snore a
little. There would be happy rustles and whispered conversations from
within the guts of the thing. It was plussed all the way to hell and
back. It had been easy, as more and more Imagineers had come up with
cool features to add to the firmware, contributing them to the
versioning system, and he'd been able to choose from among them and
pick the best of the lot, making a device that rivaled Walt's 1955
Disneyland itself for originality, excitement, and cool.
"I'll just say you declined to comment, then?"
Asshole.
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