Lester wouldn't work the ride anymore, so Perry took it on his
own. Hilda was in town buying groceries -- his chest-freezer of
gourmet surplus food had blown its compressor and the contents had
spoiled in a mess of venison and sour blueberry sauce and duck
pancakes -- and he stood alone. Normally he loved this, being the
carnival barker at the middle of the three-ring circus of fans,
tourists and hawkers, but today his cast itched, he hadn't slept
enough, and there were lawyers chasing him. Lots of lawyers.
A caravan of cars pulled into the lot like a Tim Burton version of a
funeral, a long train of funnycar hearses with jacked-up rear wheels
and leaning chimney-pots, gargoyles and black bunting with
super-bright black-light LEDs giving them a commercially eldritch
glow. Mixed in were some straight cars, and they came and came and
came, car on car. The hawkers got out more stuff, spread it out
further, and waited while the caravan maneuvered itself into parking
spots, spilling out into the street.
Riders got out of the cars, mostly super-skinny goths -- a line of
special low-calorie vegan versions of Victorian organ-meat delicacies
had turned a mom-and-pop cafe in Portland, Oregon, into a Fortune 500
company a few years before -- in elaborate DIY costumery. It shimmered
darkly, petticoats and toppers, bodices and big stompy boots and
trousers cut off in ribbons at the knees.
The riders converged on one of the straight cars, a beige mini-van,
and crowded around it. A moment later, they were moving toward Perry's
ticket-taking stand. The crowd parted as they approached and in Perry
saw whom they'd been clustered around. It was a skinny goth kid in a
wheelchair like the ones they kept in the ride -- they'd get that
every now and again, a guest in his own chair, just needing a little
wireless +1/-1 box. His hair was shaggy and black with green
highlights, stuck out like an anime cosplayer's. He was white as
Wonder Bread, with something funny about his mouth. His legs were in
casts that had been wrapped with black gauze, and a pair of black
pointy shoes had been slid over his toes, tipped with elaborate silver
curlicues.
The chair zipped forward and Perry recognized him in a flash: Death
Waits! He felt his mouth drop open and he shut it and came around the
stand.
"No way!" he said, and grabbed Death's hand, encrusted in chunky
silver jewelry, a different stylized animal skull on each
finger. Death's ruined mouth pulled up in a kind of smile.
"Nice to see you," he said, limply squeezing Perry's hand. "It was
very kind of you to visit me in the hospital."
Perry thought of all the things that had happened since then and
wondered how much of it, if any, Death had a right to know about. He
leaned in close, conscious of all the observers. "I'm out of the
lawsuit. We are. Me and Lester. Fired those guys." Behind his
reflective contacts, Death's eyes widened a touch.
He slumped a little. "Because of me?"
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