The rides were all right. She was sick of rides, truth be told. As an
art-form, they were wildly overrated. Some of them made her sick and
some of them were like mildly interesting trips through someone's
collection of action-figures in a dark room. The Disney rides didn't
even let you drive, like Lester's ride did, and you didn't get to vote
on them.
By the time the sun had gone down, she was ready to go back to the
room and start writing. She wanted to get all this down, the beauty
and the terror, the commerce lurking underneath the friendly
facade. As the day lengthened into night, there were more and more
screaming children, more angry parents. She caught parents smacking
kids, once, twice, got her camera out, caught three more.
They sent a big pupu platter up to her room with a dish of poi and a
hollow pineapple filled with rum. She took her computer out onto her
lanai and looked out over the lake. An ibis came by and demanded some
of her dinner scraps. She obliged it and it gave her a cold look, as
if determining whether she'd be good for dessert, then flew off.
She began to write.
#
Something had changed between Kettlewell and Eva since they'd left
Florida with the kids. It wasn't just the legal hassles, though there
were plenty of those. They'd gone to Florida with a second chance -- a
chance for him to be a mover again, a chance for her to have a husband
who was happy with his life again.
Now he found himself sneaking past her when she was in the living room
and they slept back to back in bed with as much room between them as
possible.
Ada missed Lyenitchka and spent all her time in her bedroom IMing her
friend or going questing with her in their favorite game, which
involved Barbies, balrogs, and buying outfits. Pascal missed all the
attention he had received as the designated mascot of the two little
girls.
It was not a high point in the history of the Kettlewell clan.
"Hello?"
"Landon Kettlewell?"
"Hello, Freddy," he said.
"My fame precedes me," the journalist said. Kettlewell could hear the
grin in his voice. That voice was unmistakable -- Kettlewell had heard
it in the occassional harassing voicemail that Suzanne forwarded on.
"How are you?"
"Oh, I'm very well sir, and kind of you to ask, yes indeed. I hear
you're not doing so well, though?"
"I can't complain."
"I wish you would, though." You could tell, Freddy thought he was a
funny son of a bitch. "Seriously, Mr Kettlewell. I'm calling to follow
up on the story of the litigation that Perry Gibbons and Lester Banks
are facing for unilaterally canceling the arrangement you'd made to
finance their litigation. I'm hoping that you'll give me a quote that
might put this into perspective. Is the defense off? Will Gibbons and
Banks be sued? Are you a party to the suit?"
"Freddy?"
"Yes, Mr Kettlewell."
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