Perry ground his teeth and squeezed his beer. The idea of doing this
in a big group had seemed like a good idea. Dirty Max's was certainly
full of camaraderie, the smell of roasting meat and the chatter of
nearly a hundred voices. He heard Hilda laughing at something Lester
said to her, and there were Kettlewell and his kids, fingers and faces
sticky with sauce.
Lester had set up the projector and they'd hung sheets over one of the
murals for a screen, and brought out a bunch of wireless speakers that
they'd scattered around the courtyard. It looked, smelled, sounded,
and tasted like a carnival.
But Perry couldn't meet anyone's eye. He just wanted to go home and
get under the covers. They were about to destroy Freddy, which had
also seemed like a hell of a lark at the time, but now --
"Perry." It was Sammy, up from Orlando, wearing the classic
Mickey-gives-the-finger bootleg tee.
"Can you get fired for that?" Perry pointed.
Sammy shook his head. "Actually, it's official. I had them produced
last year -- they're a big seller. If you can't beat 'em... Here --"
He dug in the backpack he carried and pulled out another. "You look
like a large, right?"
Perry took it from him, held it up. Shrugging, he put down his beer
and skinned his tee, then pulled on the Mickey-flips-the-bird. He
looked down at his chest. "It's a statement."
"Have you and Lester given any thought to where you're going to
relocate, after?"
Perry drew in a deep breath. "I think Lester wants to come to
Orlando. But I'm going to go to Wisconsin. Madison."
"You're what now?"
Perry hadn't said anything about this to anyone except
Hilda. Something about this Disney exec, it made him want to spill the
beans. "I can't go along with this. I'm going to bow out. Do something
new. I've been in this shithole for what feels like my whole life
now."
Sammy looked poleaxed. "Perry, that wasn't the deal --"
"Yeah, I know. But think about this: do you want me there if I hate
it, resent it? Besides, it's a little late in the day to back out."
Sammy reeled. "Christ almighty. Well, at least you're not going to end
up my employee."
Francis -- who had an uncanny knack for figuring out the right moment
to step into a conversation -- sidled over. "Nice shirt, Perry."
"Francis, this is Sammy." Francis had a bottle of water and a plate of
ribs, so he extended a friendly elbow.
"We've met -- showed him the bicycle factory."
Sammy visibly calmed himself. "That's right, you did. Amazing, just
amazing."
"All this is on Sammy," Perry said, pointing at the huge barbecue
smoker, the crowds of sticky-fingered gorgers. "He's the Disney guy."
"Hence the shirts, huh?"
"Exactly."
"So what's the rumpus, exactly?" Francis asked. "It's all been
hush-hush around here for a solid week."
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