Lester held up a hand. "We don't have any market research, Kettlewell,
because we don't have a business-manager on the team anymore. Perry's
been taking that over as well as his regular work, and he's been
working himself sick for you. We're flying by the seat of our pants
here because you haven't sent us a pilot."
"You need an MBA to tell you not to turn your workplace into a slum?"
Kettlewell said. He was boiling. Suzanne very carefully pulled out her
pad and wrote this down. It was all she had, but sometimes it was
enough.
Kettlewell noticed. "Get out," he said. "I want to talk with these two
alone."
"No," Suzanne said. "That's not our deal. I get to document
everything. *That's* the deal."
Kettlewell glared at her, and then he deflated. He sagged and took two
steps to the chair behind Perry's desk and collapsed into it.
"Put the notebook away, Suzanne, please?"
She silently shook her head at him. He locked eyes with her for a
moment, then nodded curtly. She resumed writing.
"Guys, the major shareholders are going to start dumping their stock
this week. A couple of pension funds, a merchant bank. It's about ten,
fifteen percent of the company. When that happens, our ticker price is
going to fall by sixty percent or more."
"They're going to short us because they don't like what we've done
here?" Perry said. "Christ, that's ridiculous!"
Kettlewell sighed and put his face in his hands, scrubbed at his
eyes. "No, Perry, no. They're doing it because they can't figure out
how to value us. Our business units have an industry-high return on
investment, but there's not enough of them. We've only signed a
thousand teams and we wanted ten thousand, so ninety percent of the
money we had to spend is sitting in the bank at garbage interest
rates. We need to soak up that money with big projects -- the Hoover
Dam, Hong Kong Disneyland, the Big Dig. All we've got are little
projects."
"So it's not our fault then, is it?" Lester said. Perry was staring
out the window.
"No, it's not your fault, but this doesn't help. This is a disaster
waiting to turn into a catastrophe."
"Calm down, Landon," Perry said. "Calm down for a sec and listen to
me, OK?"
Kettlewell looked at him and sighed. "Go ahead."
"There are more than a billion squatters worldwide. San Francisco has
been giving out tents and shopping carts ever since they ran out of
shelter beds in the nineties. From Copenhagen to Capetown, there are
more and more people who are going off the grid, often in the middle
of cities."
Suzanne nodded. "They farm Detroit, in the ruins of old
buildings. Raise crops and sell them. Chickens, too. Even pigs."
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