"I saw my kids," he said, and grinned. "They're amazing, you know
that? Good kids, unbelievably smart. Real little operators. The older
one, Lyenitchka, is running a baby-sitting service -- not baby-sitting
herself, you see, but recruiting other kids to do the sitting for her
while she skims a management fee and runs the quality control."
"She's your daughter all right," she said. "So tell me everything
about the Westinghouse projects."
She'd been following them, of course, lots of different little
startups, each with its own blogs and such. But Tjan was quite
fearless about taking her through their profits and losses and taking
notes on it all kept her busy until she reached her hotel. Tjan
dropped her off and promised to pick her up the next morning for a VIP
tour of the best of his teams, and she went to check in.
She was in the middle of receiving her key when someone grabbed her
shoulder and squeezed it. "Suzanne bloody Church! What are you doing
here, love?"
The smell of his breath was like a dead thing, left to fester. She
turned around slowly, not wanting to believe that of all the hotels in
rural Rhode Island, she ended up checking into the same one as
Rat-Toothed Freddy.
"Hey, Freddy," she said. Seeing him gave her an atavistic urge to stab
him repeatedly in the throat with the hotel stick-pen. He was
unshaven, his gawky Adam's apple bobbing up and down, and he swallowed
and smiled wetly. "Nice to see you."
"Fantastic to see you, too! I'm here covering a shareholder meeting
for Westinghouse, is that what you're here for, too?"
"No," she said. She knew the meeting was on that week, but hadn't
planned on attending it. She was done with press conferences,
preferring on-the-ground reporting. "Well, nice to see you."
"Oh, do stay for a drink," he said, grinning more widely, exposing
those grey teeth in a shark's smile. "Come on -- they have a free
cocktail hour in this place. I'll have to report you to the
journalist's union if you turn down a free drink."
"I don't think 'bloggers' have to worry about the journalist's union,"
she said, making sarcastic finger-quotes in case he didn't get the
message. He still didn't. He laughed instead.
"Oh, love, I'm sure they'll still have you even if you have lapsed
away from the one true faith."
"Good night, Freddy," was all she could manage to get out without
actually hissing through her teeth.
"OK, good night," he said, moving in to give her a hug. As he loomed
toward her, she snapped.
"Freeze, mister. You are not my friend. I do not want to touch
you. You have poor personal hygiene and your breath smells like an
overflowing camp-toilet. You write vicious personal attacks on me and
on the people I care about. You are unfair, meanspirited, and you
write badly. The only day I wouldn't piss on you, Freddy, is the day
you were on fire. Now get the fuck out of my way before I kick your
tiny little testicles up through the roof of your reeking mouth."
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