Reclaiming these buildings was an artisanal practice of urethaning the
charred wood and adding clever putty, cement, and glass to preserve
the look of a burned out hulk while restoring structural
integrity. One entire floor of the restaurant was missing, having been
replaced by polished tempered one-way glass that let upstairs diners
look down on the bald spots and cleavage of those eating below.
Suzanne showed up a few minutes late, having gotten lost wandering the
streets of a Detroit that had rewritten its map in the decades since
she'd left. She was flustered, and not just because she was running
late. There was a lingering awkwardness between her and Lester and her
elation at seeing him again had an inescapable undercurrent of dread.
When the waiter pointed out her table, she told him he was
mistaken. Lester wasn't there, some stranger was: short-haired, burly,
with a few days' stubble. He wore a smart blazer and a loose striped
cotton shirt underneath. He was beaming at her.
"Suzanne," he said.
Her jaw literally dropped. She realized she was standing with her
mouth open and shut it with a snap. "Lester?" she said, wonderingly.
He got up, still smiling, even laughing a little, and gave her a
hug. It was Lester all right. That smell was unmistakable, and those
big, warm paws he called hands.
When he let go of her, he laughed again. "Oh, Suzanne, I could *not*
have asked for any better reaction than this. *Thank you*." They were
drawing stares. Dazedly, she sat down. So did he.
"Lester?" she said again.
"Yes, it's me," he said. "I'll tell you about it over dinner. The
waiter wants to take our drink orders."
Theatrically, she ordered a double Scotch. The waiter rattled off the
specials and Suzanne picked one at random. So did Lester.
"So," he said, patting his washboard tummy. "You want to know how I
got to this in ten weeks, huh?"
"Can I take notes?" Suzanne said, pulling out her pad.
"Oh by all means," he said. "I got a discount on my treatments on the
basis that you would end up taking notes."
The clinic was in St Petersburg, Russia, in a neighborhood filled with
Russian dentists who catered to American health tourists who didn't
want to pay US prices for crowns. The treatment hadn't originated
there: The electromuscular stimulation and chemical therapy for
skin-tightening was standard for rich new mothers in Hollywood who
wanted to get rid of pregnancy bellies. The appetite-suppressing
hormones had been used in the Mexican pharma industry for
years. Stem-cells had been an effective substitute for steroids when
it came to building muscle in professional athletic circles the world
round. Genomic therapy using genes cribbed from hummingbirds boosted
metabolism so that the body burned 10,000 calories a day sitting
still.
But the St Petersburg clinic had ripped, mixed and burned these
different procedures to make a single, holistic treatment that had
dropped Lester from 400 to 175 pounds in ten weeks.
"Is that safe?" she said.
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