Malvina of BrittanyJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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Malvina of Brittany
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Brittany (France) -- Fiction; Short stories, English
As a rule, he walks from Henley station, but on this occasion he
arrived in a fly, he having a young woman with him, and she having a
bag--his cook, as he explained to me. As a rule, I do everything for
Mr. Parable, sleeping in the cottage when he is there; but to tell the
truth, I was glad to see her. I never was much of a cook myself, as my
poor dead husband has remarked on more than one occasion, and I don't
pretend to be. Mr. Parable added, apologetic like, that he had been
suffering lately from indigestion.
"I am only too pleased to see her," I says. "There are the two beds in
my room, and we shan't quarrel." She was quite a sensible young woman,
as I had judged from the first look at her, though suffering at the
time from a cold. She hires a bicycle from Emma Tidd, who only uses it
on a Sunday, and, taking a market basket, off she starts for Henley,
Mr. Parable saying he would go with her to show her the way.
They were gone a goodish time, which, seeing it's eight miles, didn't
so much surprise me; and when they got back we all three had dinner
together, Mr. Parable arguing that it made for what he called "labour
saving." Afterwards I cleared away, leaving them talking together; and
later on they had a walk round the garden, it being a moonlight night,
but a bit too cold for my fancy.
In the morning I had a chat with her before he was down. She seemed a
bit worried.
"I hope people won't get talking," she says. "He would insist on my
coming."
"Well," I says, "surely a gent can bring his cook along with him to
cook for him. And as for people talking, what I always say is, one may
just as well give them something to talk about and save them the
trouble of making it up."
"If only I was a plain, middle-aged woman," she says, "it would be all
right."
"Perhaps you will be, all in good time," I says, but, of course, I
could see what she was driving at. A nice, clean, pleasant-faced young
woman she was, and not of the ordinary class. "Meanwhile," I says, "if
you don't mind taking a bit of motherly advice, you might remember that
your place is the kitchen, and his the parlour. He's a dear good man,
I know, but human nature is human nature, and it's no good pretending
it isn't."
She and I had our breakfast together before he was up, so that when he
came down he had to have his alone, but afterwards she comes into the
kitchen and closes the door.
"He wants to show me the way to High Wycombe," she says. "He will have
it there are better shops at Wycombe. What ought I to do?"
My experience is that advising folks to do what they don't want to do
isn't the way to do it.
"What d'you think yourself?" I asked her.
"I feel like going with him," she says, "and making the most of every
mile."
And then she began to cry.
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