England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction; Sea stories, English
“Ahoy, bargee!” he shouted, popping up like a jack-in-the-box, after a
brief cessation of hostilities.
“Don’t take no notice of ’im,” said the mate. “’E’s got a bottle of
brandy down there, an’ he’s ’alf mad.”
“If I knew anything o’ them blessed engines,” growled the skipper, “I’d
go and hit ’im over the head.”
“But you don’t,” said the mate, “and neither do I, so you’d better keep
quiet.”
“You think you’re a fine feller,” continued the engineer, “standing up
there an’ playing with that little wheel. You think you’re doing all
the work. What’s the boy doing? Send him down to stoke.”
“Go down,” said the skipper, grinning with fury, and the boy
reluctantly obeyed.
“You think,” said the engineer pathetically, after he had cuffed the
boy’s head and dropped him down below by the scruff of his neck, “you
think because I’ve got a black face I’m not a man. There’s many a hoily
face ’ides a good ’art.”
“I don’t think nothing about it,” grunted the skipper; “you do your
work, and I’ll do mine.”
“Don’t you give me none of your back answers,” bellowed the engineer,
“’cos I won’t have ’em.”
The skipper shrugged his shoulders and exchanged glances with his
sympathetic mate. “Wait till I get ’im ashore,” he murmured.
“The biler is wore out,” said the engineer, re-appearing after a hasty
dive below. “It may bust at any moment.”
As though to confirm his words fearful sounds were heard proceeding
from below.
“It’s only the boy,” said the mate, “he’s scared—natural.”
“I thought it was the biler,” said the skipper, with a sigh of relief.
“It was loud enough.”
As he spoke the boy got his head out of the hatchway, and, rendered
desperate with fear, fairly fought his way past the engineer and gained
the deck.
“Very good,” said the engineer, as he followed him on deck and
staggered to the side. “I’ve had enough o’ you lot.”
“Hadn’t you better go down to them engines?” shouted the skipper.
“Am I your _slave?_” demanded the engineer tearfully. “Tell me that. Am
I your slave?”
“Go down and do your work like a sensible man,” was the reply.
At these words the engineer took umbrage at once, and, scowling
fiercely, removed his greasy jacket and flung his cap on the deck. He
then finished the brandy which he had brought up with him, and gazed
owlishly at the Kentish shore.
“I’m going to have a wash,” he said loudly, and, sitting down, removed
his boots.
“Go down to the engines first,” said the skipper, “and I’ll send the
boy to you with a bucket and some soap.”
“Bucket!” replied the engineer scornfully, as he moved to the side.
“I’m going to have a proper wash.”
“Hold him!” roared the skipper suddenly. “Hold him!”
The mate, realising the situation, rushed to seize him, but the
engineer, with a mad laugh, put his hands on the side and vaulted into
the water. When he rose the steamer was twenty yards ahead.
“Go astarn!” yelled the mate.
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