England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction; Sea stories, English
“It is,” said the mate drily. “I wouldn’t be in your shoes when those
two gals meet for a fortune. Then you’ll have old Jones and her
brothers to tackle, too. Seems to me things’ll be a bit lively.”
“I hev thought of being took sick, and staying in my bunk, Bill,”
suggested Evans anxiously.
“An’ having the two of ’em to nurse you,” retorted Bill. “Nice quiet
time for an invalid.”
Evans made a gesture of despair.
“How would it be,” said the mate, after a long pause, and speaking very
slowly; “how would it be if I took this one off your hands.”
“You couldn’t do it, Bill,” said the skipper decidedly. “Not while she
knew I was above ground.”
“Well, I can try,” returned the mate shortly. “I’ve took rather a fancy
to the girl. Is it a bargain?”
“It is,” said the skipper, shaking hands upon it. “If you git me out of
this hole, Bill, I’ll remember it the longest day I live.”
With these words he went below, and, after cautiously undoing W. H.
Cooper, who had slept himself into a knot that a professional
contortionist would have envied, tumbled in beside him and went to
sleep.
His heart almost failed him when he encountered the radiant Jane at
breakfast in the morning, but he concealed his feelings by a strong
effort; and after the meal was finished, and the passengers had gone on
deck, he laid hold of the mate, who was following, and drew him into
the cabin.
“You haven’t washed yourself this morning,” he said, eyeing him
closely. “How do you s’pose you are going to make an impression if you
don’t look smart?”
“Well, I look tidier than you do,” growled the mate.
“Of course you do,” said the wily Evans. “I’m going to give you all the
chances I can. Now you go and shave yourself, and here—take it.”
He passed the surprised mate a brilliant red silk tie, embellished with
green spots.
“No, no,” said the mate deprecatingly.
“Take it,” repeated Evans; “if anything’ll fetch her it’ll be that tie;
and here’s a couple of collars for you; they’re a new shape, quite the
rage down Poplar way just now.”
“It’s robbing you,” said the mate, “and it’s no good either. I ain’t
got a decent suit of clothes to my back.”
Evans looked up, and their eyes met; then, with a catch in his breath,
he turned away, and after some hesitation went to his locker, and
bringing out a new suit, bought for the edification of Miss Jones,
handed it silently to the mate.
“I can’t take all these things without giving you something for ’em,”
said the mate. “Here, wait a bit.”
He dived into his cabin, and, after a hasty search, brought out some
garments which he placed on the table before his commander.
“I wouldn’t wear ’em, no, not to drown myself in,” declared Evans after
a brief glance; “they ain’t even decent.”
“So much the better,” said the mate; “it’ll be more of a contrast with
me.”
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