England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction; Sea stories, English
The sound of advancing footsteps stopped at the gate, a small flap-door
let in it flew open, and Matilda Bunker’s open countenance took a
pinkish hue, as a small man in jersey and blue coat, with a hard round
hat exceeding high in the crown, stepped inside.
“Good evening, Mrs. Bunker, ma’am,” said he, coming slowly up to her.
“Good evening, captain,” said the lady, who was Mrs. only by virtue of
her age and presence.
“Fresh breeze,” said the man in the high round hat. “If this lasts
we’ll be in Ipswich in no time.”
Mrs. Bunker assented.
“Beautiful the river is at present,” continued the captain. “Everything
growing splendid.”
“In the river?” asked the mystified Mrs. Bunker.
“On the banks,” said the captain; “the trees, by Sheppey, and all round
there. Now, why don’t you say the word, and come? There’s a cabin like
a new pin ready for you to sit in—for cleanness, I mean—and every
accommodation you could require. Sleep like a humming-top you will, if
you come.”
“Humming-top?” queried Mrs. Bunker archly.
“Any top,” said the captain. “Come, make up your mind. We shan’t sail
afore nine.”
“It don’t look right,” said the lady, who was sorely tempted. “But the
missus says I may go if I like, so I’ll just go and get my box ready.
I’ll be down on the jetty at nine.”
“Ay, ay,” said the skipper, smiling, “me and Bill’ll just have a snooze
till then. So long.”
“So long,” said Matilda.
“So long,” repeated the amorous skipper, and turning round to bestow
another ardent glance upon the fair one at the door, crashed into the
waggon.
The neighbouring clocks were just striking nine in a sort of yelping
chorus to the heavy boom of Big Ben, which came floating down the
river, as Mrs. Bunker and the night watchman, staggering under a load
of luggage, slowly made their way on to the jetty. The barge, for such
was the craft in question, was almost level with the planks, while the
figures of two men darted to and fro in all the bustle of getting under
way.
“Bill,” said the watchman, addressing the mate, “bear a hand with this
box, and be careful, it’s got the wedding clothes inside.”
The watchman was so particularly pleased with this little joke that in
place of giving the box to Bill he put it down and sat on it, shaking
convulsively with his hand over his mouth, while the blushing Matilda
and the discomfited captain strove in vain to appear unconcerned.
The packages were rather a tight squeeze for the cabin, but they
managed to get them in, and the skipper, with a threatening look at his
mate, who was exchanging glances of exquisite humour with the watchman,
gave his hand to Mrs. Bunker and helped her aboard.
“Welcome on the _Sir Edmund Lyons_, Mrs. Bunker,” said he. “Bill, kick
that dawg back.”
“Stop!” said Mrs. Bunker hastily, “that’s my chapperong.”
“Your what?” said the skipper. “It’s a dawg, Mrs. Bunker, an’ I won’t
have no dawgs aboard my craft.”
“Bill,” said Mrs. Bunker, “fetch my box up again.”
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